"If you were homework, I'd do you."

^that was wack.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

^-Weerd.

Weerd.

VP Dope with them lines...

I am... like whoa... two more...

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

heres one if i was a socket and you were a light, could we get together and twinkle tonight.

LMAO @ the Footlong.

I got a completely original, totaly thought up by me one.

As The Girl's Bout to turn around and leave you say 'Hey! Arn't you forgettin something?' Girl:'What?' You:'Me!'

Or the classic, Hey Babe, Wanna Shack Up?

Distilled... tsk tsk... you stole one of my lines

Heres one Excuse me while i whip this out.

I got one...

Hey baby, I got a 12* win streak on internet text battling;)

Gets 'em every time.
*however many wins your streak is.

thats gangsta if your Soc, lol

nice job distilled.

^ Not really.. Soc's streak is only at like, 1..

He lost on RB either last week or the week before in LLL.

I got 4,420 posts on a rap forum online. Suck Me.

Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

;)