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check my sig....villagepimp quote....shit is funny
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saw this on BET comic view last night, funny ass white dude
"america was outraged whar Janet showed her breast, but dont blink when a mother breast feeds in public, thats acceptable.....so when janet took that big tit out Justin shouldve......( makes sucking face)...MAMA.." |
^^^lmao.. i have none.. but that was funny...
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Simple Plan... Pierre: '' It's like a marriage, it only works if you have good sex. And since we've been having good sex with each other, I think that thats the reason why we, you know, we're able to stay together. Chuck: It's all about changing it up. Sometimes with Pierre, sometimes with David, sometimes with Sebastien. . . David: Me and Pierre used to have a lot of tension and stuff. You can't have good sex if you don't communicate. Now we communicate a lot and the sex. . . Pierre: He knows what I want. '' "Does anyone here smoke weed??*people raise their hand* then, that means you have a lighter so put them in the air!!!!!" (-David introducing "perfect" ) |
haha, ever hear eddie murphy do Mr.T........hey boy....hey BOY, how bout you come over here, and fuk me in the ass......but dont come too early, or i'll clench my ass and rip your dick off, haha, good shit
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"you woman are Idiots..You wanna be treated equally.
but Want us to pay for dinner..and open doors.. and WE pay for the engagement rings...And You get half of everything we have if we divorce...and you get the kids too? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!.........if you want all that shit you better give me head...or spread them legs!!! " -Dave Chappelle lmfao... |
^ haha, he has soo many good quotes.....why dont you tap your shoes together and go back back to africa
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GTA, Motherfucker! Oh, yeah! Ten points.
^ That shits funny as a mother fucker :laugh: from Resident evil Apocalypse :thumbup: |
Not Funny Aha........................
Her Mama Look Fine 2... Yea Her Mama Do Look Good... Tha Olda Tha Berry Tha Sweeter Tha Juice... Nigga Iss Tha Blacca Tha Berry Tha Sweeter Tha Juice.. Yea,Well She Blacca Than A Mothafucca 2.. Haha Man You Trippin.... She Was Gonna Gimme Tha Ass And Shit 1 Time But I Had To Go Ta Work And Shit......... Chris Tuccer And Ice Cube Friday Funniest Movie Ever................. |
Well go see the movie before u say it aint funny cus it is he hits a zombie with his car!! :laugh:
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when you go in for a job interview you first ask if they press charges
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LOL thats funny. :laugh:
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
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