noodles

poems or street raps

street raps

80's rap or 90's rap, werd

90's rap............

a kick in the balls or a punch in the balls

punch

fuckin a woman who haz a cock, or fuckin a man who haz a vagina, LMMFAO, o fuck, hahaha, werd

punch in the balls...do you know how much power is in your legs then arms...like whoa

curb stomp or gettin shot twice ...

ummmm....man with a vagina...i dont wanna see a penis...then again i dont wanna see a vagina that is aprt of a man..meh

baby for lunch or baby for supper

supper, but i usually like 2 eat half of it fo lunch, and tha utha half fo supper, meh

gittin ur toung cut off, or gittin ur ears chopped off, werd

ears....tongue would just be fucked

gettin ur left eye scooped out or ur right eye scooped out

right eye scence it hardly werks at all anyways

no arms, or no legs, werd

no legs....i sit on my ass most of the time anyway

having a small dick or having no dick

lol, small dick

havin ur cock chewed off by richard simmons, OR drinkin a milk carton filled wif random guys's seamen, LMMFAO, werd

the milk carton one..it aint so much the gettin my dick chewed off that bothers me, it's the fact that richard simmons is near my dick

umm...drinkin blood, or drkining piss

blood

having twins or a kidney ston pass through your penis

i'd rather have a kidney stone come out my dick than twins...

having a sword driven through your lung or a finger stuck up ur urethra

*Thats Just One of Those Things That Makes You Wanna Go ~Blah..~*

Fuck These Sick Ass Questions LoL..

Jessica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson

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