if u went campin wit ya buddies n ya woke up wit vasoline on ya ass hole...would u tell any1???

LOL
If you decapitate someone and hand them their skull is that considered giving head?

How can 2 midgets give each other High Fives?

And can a homeless man be put in house arrest

can a mouse give a rats ass

would donkey kongs favorite artillery be banannas?

Does Satan ever chill out?

why do hot dogs come 10 to a pack, and hot dog buns come in 8 per pack?

i've heard tha one somewhere b4

answer to that is on Bulletproof Monk.......................can't remember that shit tho!!!!!

no it doesnt
because sound is waves interpreted by the brain
if there is no brain to interpret it...then there is no sound
^(thats actually the correct answer :thumbup: )

and
why is the sky blue

If convenient stores are ope 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year, the why do they have locks on their doors?

Why do 24 Hour stores have Locks on there doors

Dumbass...I just fuckin said that...Look right above you...dumbass

Who invented the eskimo?

if you are born on leap year how do u count your birthdays?