Lmao.

I want you to have this.. as a welcome gift..
-I actually gave this to you
Oh, this model?
-No.. this exact one

Rofl. That movie is funny as hell too.

my space sound faggotry... I might peep it

Aye son, add me already.

I just did son.

you're going down like a sweet muffin lafleur

san diago.....o'whales vagina
im pretty sure it means saint diego
umm, no, i dont think so
uhh, yes, i think thats it
well, agree to disagree then

or how bout night at the roxbury? seen that?

Nah, never seen that.

But lmao @ scholars have come to agree the translation was lost years back.

Or uhh..

Where'd you guys get your clothes? I didn't know Good Will was open today.
-Well, where'd you guys get your clothes? The.. toilet.. store?

Rofl. That was sick.

hahaha, you guys couldn't say anything? even the retarded guy said something

you know in some cultures, they only eat vomit......i read that somewhere....IN A BOOK.....huuuhuuuhuhuh

Lmao. Yeah.

Or uhh..

I don't know how to put this, but people know me.
I have many leatherbound books, and my place smells of rich Mahogany

Or then..

I need to send something.
If you like it, take it, if not, just send it back..
..................................................
I want to be on you.

Rofl. Slick..

You needa tell me how I make my background and text illy.

i dont know if you heard, but i did over a thousand......careful round the guns

sex panter.......60% of the time, it works.......everytime

Go to my profile. At the end of everything I say it says "This was edited with Thomas' Myspace Editor." There is a hyperlink there. Just click the link and you can pick your options on how you want it.

After you're done, click Generate code, then paste that shit under whatever you gotta say about yourself.

ROFL.

Or uhh.

Where should I pick you up? 7?.. Down.. stairs?
-You have a massive erection
Why, yes I do. It's the pattern in the pants.. around the crochal region. I was just going to return them. Ok, this awkward. Let me walk this situation off.

^ lmlo.......dont act like your not impressed

blah fuck it, I was gonna get it but nah, I think it's a waste of time

Do it biznatchism.