Went and purchased a canine companion...

When he noticed that..

it wasnt a real canine! it was in fact an ugly bitch who was into s&m! dayum!

and then the damn bitch took a bite out of my leg

We all realized Optimus-B was a vampire/Werewolf when...

She barked at bacon...

The bacon was startled so...

it had sex.

When we were small, we

it bit me back!! wtf! :huh:
so i fried its ass and....

oops! that was @ devolve

Gave the fried delight oral pleasure...

Then, the kettle rusted over...

Ate it with some ketchup.....Then the 5-0 food cops came and......

arrested ur ass for puttin ketchup on bacon! wtf lol

tweety became a jail bird (get it! ;) ) and a large prisoner befriended him for...

Looking at him.......Then......Is that a pussy cat..?........IT IS IT IS!.......so i started to flap around, then silvester.........

died....werd..

now tweety has no more enemies.. but than came along....

Then i accidently drop one of my bird seeds then............

A buzzard...

Which needed a sexual friend so him and Tweety...

..........went 2 amsterdam 2 buy a hooker, but da hooker..