You aren't real.

Yea i am.. my bro.. once again.. kill you all I will ;)

1. Mewtwo
2. Raichu
3. Ra-ta-tat
4. Charizard

The real pokemon.

If you were real you wouldn't be able to talk. Idiots

No, because my tail is better than yours. I mean, look at your avatar, it sucks horribly. What is this buying thing in your signature?

^MY TAIL IS GOLDEN... AND HAS 12 YARDS OF DEADLY SPIKES... MY AVATAR... I MADE IT.. LOL.... N THIS DUDE TRIED TO BUY ME... BUT I TOLD HIM TO STACK HIS POKECHIPS... FEEL ME?????

I am going to buy you. How much must I pay?

..... you can buy my card... it'll beat any pokemon you wish to battle.... only 5000000000000000000000000000000000 rv money.... cool? ill give u my tail n everything... plus its a magic card.. it'll make all ur pokemon talk in human speach... and battle with lasers... word

sir.. you asked me to join as blastoid :(.. i see how it iz..

Tempting, but I like the idea of you being Charizard's chew toy more.

how about i battle your charizard??:???

10 bars of
char chhhhharrr char char... how could he lose???

^char

CHARIZARD CHAR CHAR

:shoot:

char

Not yet. He needs to rest in the Pokemon Center. Soon though.

yes... he will be resting in my pokeball as soon as i catch him!!!... either that.. or ... u can eat my pokeballs... :p

*throws pokeball*

Ya, you just got caught by a pokemon. Marvel at the irony.

(o) <me trapped in pokeball.....