The longer I don't the more paranoid I get.

lol grab ur gun then load it then look.

I don't have a gun, lets see, I have a jar of peanut butter... An empty can of gingerale... uuhhhh make that 4 empty cans... And a cell phone... I think out of that I can create a makeshift dueling sword.

I wake up and see homos around me. Fuck.

Saw is dope.

Soc, good story for your Saw situation.

Its scary soc :(

i get the chills

I wake up on the floor of a moderately lit room, plagued with the stench of raw sewage. Many small pipes line the cieling, and that may be where the smell is coming from. Across from me is a large wall of plexiglass. On the other side I see a boy strapped into a chair. He looks quite familiar to me. On the wall next to the plexiglass is a large red button. I turn around and there is another large window, this one with several people sitting behind it on a row of benches. Suddenly, an ominous voice begins speaking over an intercom system.

"Good day, Paul. Throughout the course of your life, people have seen you as kind-hearted, generous, and forgiving, who usually feels a sense of guilt. But how will those charactaristics change when your being generous with your own god-given life? In front of you is Kevin, your high school tormentor for the past four years. And behind you, sitting on those benches, is Kevin's family. Push the large red button, and the electric chair Kevin is strapped into will be activated. Just think, all the pain and trouble Kevin has caused you will finally be justified. Kill Kevin, and you will be let go. However, can you live with the guilt of taking another man's life in front of his family? If you do not complete this task, you will be gassed slowly via the pipes lining the ceiling. You have one hour to make your decision...choose wisely, Paul."

I'd rather die. I would suck at killing someone else, one reason I can't go into the military.

Kill him...

Dope story by the way! You too Soc, nice story

Saw was the shit

BTW...

Im still scared to look behind me :nervous:

I am driving through the middle of town...hungry having not eaten for 3 days...and .plagued with the smell of fried chicken...pizza...chinese food...and greasy burgers.....as i look around i see four shops...all serving my favourite types of food...suddenly...a voice begins speaking to me from the drive-throughs intercom systems....

Aaron..all your life you have gone by indulging in your favourite foods and choose not to eat healthy...but how will your taste buds change when takeaway is no longer available in all types of food.In front of you is a Mcdonalds,KFC,Pizza Hut and winnies chinese foods....you must choose wich one of these restaurants you wish to choose from to have lunch...baring in mind..that the three that you turn down will never be available to you ever again as long as you live...if you fail to choose then you must live off of vegetables for the rest of your life...you have 30 minutes to make your decision...follow your taste buds wisely....Mwwwuuuuaaaahahahahahahahah....

LMAO. I say take Pizza Hut, they serve pizza and all kinds of other things.

^^^werd...id probably go for KFC right now..but then tomorrow i would prefer pizza hut...thats why it would be a hard decision....

Someone else post theirs, lol.

LMAO @ the fast-food one.

I just woke up in a strange,dim lighted place.Im not strapped
down with any material or objects,But im giving a Little Tiny Knife
that could cut through 2-3 inch thick objects.....

"Josh...for all your life you have talked back to your parents but
at the same time loved both equally.But now you have to make
a unforgetable choice,in front of you is your mother strapped down
in a chair on your right and on your left is your dad as the same.
You must choose witch parent you love more,Your mom or dad.
Josh in your hand theres a Knife,use it to cut through one of your
parents wrist and go back to the world you grew comfortable in
but for the other parent you must leave him/her there to die a
savage/torturing death by the serial killers Ill let loose from the
doors behind you Josh.But make your mind up fast because in
30minutes the life you once knew isnt going to be the same,good
luck on making your decission..."