you can go many ways

tell them your going out of town

tell them your a gay democrat,

at the last minute tell them your grandmama died

or bite the bullet and just go,

couple years ago i went, and didint get picked for anything so they let me go home and i met this koo hispanic bird that gave me a ride home and we got funky later on

so in the end it was worth it :thumbup:

and they pay you somthing like 10 dollers a day as well as your job should pay you regular pay as well.

well least thats how it is in cali..

Just tell him a close friend had recently died of AIDS.

nah...i ain't fuckin wit AIDS

:nono:

Just say you were out of town when you got the notice.

yea just say u didnt get it

LOL @ you being the first peson ever locked up for mizzing jury duty. I missed one of these calls feb 2 years ago and ain't a damn thing happened, lol. Wait a sec...someone with a badge is at the door..

word...Im figurin aint shit gonna happen...they jus wanna look all big and bad sendin me threats n shit


but imma LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my ass off

Just remember this: what ever you say, they have the right to look into the validity of, so you better have something air-tight. What ever you do, don't say "work" because you're pardoned from work if you have jury duty, lol.

i wasn't gonna say work...i was gonna say I simply didn't receive the notice


I didn't have to sign for it...so they can't prove I actually got it

yes.......it.......is

and you can't prove that you didn't. If they treat it like a court summons at the very least, it's gonna stick because what are you gonna say "yeah, I live here.....but never got a letter stamped Official Legal Notice". That shit never works. but GL. PS, I don't think they'll arrest you, jsut give you contempt of court and a $500 fine

^^^wut I was thinkin...

and damn if they charge me that much...

there goes my new set of golf clubs


lol


j/k


FUCK THE CIRCUIT COURT OF PRINCE GEORGES COUNTY MD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I actually met the county exec on the golf course...was jus me and him...and I was pretendin I aint even notice him...

I shud call him be like Jack Johnson, FREEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Well to be completely honest Q being locked up to a bed post with ur boyfriend doesn't Count. :thumbup: Sike man j/p just deni them and tell em your gonna see the guy/girl not guilty like my cousins husband did and he didnt have jury duty at all they just told him ok then no duty for him and he accepted it.

lol ur gonna get raped there if u get locked up man.. g'd luck there lol

u can purposely make it so they dont select u like if its a black guy standing trial and even if ur black say ur racist.

but since u didnt jus show up i duno wat u could say to get outa that cept u didnt get the letter cuz they could check n see if a family member died or u went outa town.