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all u have to do is drop him in one punch & it's over.
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I got in a fight at a football match, and the motherfucker kept trying to tackle me. He was weighed down by his equipment and I'd just step away and push his head so he went off course and he tripped. He kept trying, shit was seriously funny, even a crowd had come.
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What A Stupid Ass Question...
Just Because You Can Reach Doesnt Mean Its Easier... If You Groud Someone Then You Have The Edge... Tackle- Shoulder To Abdomen Winds Your Aponent... Then He's Also Pinned And You Get To Just Sit There And Throw Punches... The Other Guy Can Only Block... Wich Unless You Actually Fight For A Proffesion You Can Only Do So Well... Thats Just Stradigy... Real Fighters Can Sometimes Be Better In A Standing Fight... Since They're Trained And Have Extremely Quick Hands And Such... But You Average Fighter Isnt Like That... You Average Kid On The Street NEEDS The Edge... Therfor Has To Take Down To Win... .One. |
i can picture that shit, ha!
im'a keep it real.......the crowd dont care who fought fair....they only see who won so im the dirtiest fighter since ric flair..nice guys get knocked out, no? |
this thread is chalk full of sigable one-liners....
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Why HE would try to tackle YOU is fuckin pure retardation. he had the advantage, why try to go low?? But anywho, onto more entertaining shit, Troop, that's the first sig on a rap board that actually made me laugh out loud. :steal:
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well what happened was he tried to tackle me..so i grabbed his head and gave him a knee..then when he was down i got on him and started hittin him..but by then my friend had seen me so he came in and he was kickin him too.
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i'd just set him one dirty punch in his solar plexus....
cos when i was younger my martial arts instructor taught me how to aim and strike there properly..... one hard enough punch to that region could floor him no matter how tall he is |
man, just to it jerz style and souvineer-bat that faggot in the head or shank him and keep it movin. Butterfly goes back in the pocket and away you go.
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butterfly knives are dope..i have a few..
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Well do you know how to reverse ground control?
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well i sorta do cause my cousin was in jiu jitsu and wrestling so he taught me some things..but it didnt matter cause we jumped him.
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Lol @ jumping someone.
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Cockslap em' sure way to scare them
Unless they gay which'l just get ur rectum raided |
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