What would it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his soul?


tsk tsk tsk

Rofl Nos clearly said don't do that.

Man Fuck All at Nonsence. If Hilary Duff Bent Over Ur Kitchen Sink For U Beggin Fo Da Dick U'd Cum In Yo Draws Dog!

I'll sell my soul to go into heaven.

Haha, stick that one up the devils arse.

Not really. Id probably be like "stop vomiting in my kitchen sink, you scrawny bolemic bitch. Get the fuck out of my house with your badly applied make up and stretch marks that are digitally edited out of most photos."

Then id go find jessica alba. cos she owns hilary duff. Everyone except paris hilton owns hilary duff.

i'd sell my soul for eternal youth, immortality and the ability to make any female do what i want just by me asking them

Lmao @ people saying Vida and Hilary and shit.

If you can stop time, but you are still able to move and pass through, you could just trek over to there house.. bang them, then leave and you couldn't even be charged with rape, as you'd have time to clean up the evidence.

My way > yours.

but if you freeze time...then you also freeze them.And then..you won't get no head.....and you won't hear their screams when u fuckin them.It'd be like fuckin a dead body....except with a warm clit or w/e.

That's three things. You're supposed to pick one.

In which case, mine wins because you could stay young for however long you want.. and you could bang every hot chick by stopping time.

Nah, see, I'd have the time start moving when we started banging.. get all the screams and stuff.. then stop time to clean up and remove evidence.. then leave to the next house.

I used to want what Mim wanted... Untill I got smarter and realised instead of just stopping time, I'd want to be the fucking grand master of time & gravity.

Meaning, I could fast forward, rewind, slow motion (I'd go in fighting comps, slow down time and kick their asses cause I'd be so much faster and precise even against the dopest fighters, not to mention ducking bullets and all that jazz) aswell as stop time, start it back up, skip to the next day, restart entire days, make it so time doesent age me (immortality), and gravity... Meaning I could fucking walk on walls, fly, jump up onto a flat roof and stay there etc etc etc..

You gotta admit...Sure as hell beats just stopping and starting time.

well for real...i would seel it so that every rap line i wrote would be twice as hard as the last meaning i would even hotter rapping at the age of 70!! all them groupies and me poopin viagra..id sell my soul so nabisco wont sue me for thier name!

i own you all

i wud sell my soul for unlimited powers meaning i cud do whatever the fuck i wanted, u name it and i cud do it :thefinger

eat pussy for luch and dinner?? with a side order of period??
your nasty as hell man..

^^ yea, i cud do that "IF I WANTED" but i wudn't want to.......