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KOOL COL-B 09-30-05 08:13 PM
yo mama so loose, she fell in her own vagina :D werd

B. Magik 09-30-05 08:23 PM
Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice, and I was STILL on the bitch. :hump:

Tha Q. 09-30-05 08:25 PM
YO momma so fat, she so fat, so fat, yo momma.

B. Magik 09-30-05 08:27 PM
Owned............:(

UderFrykte 09-30-05 08:29 PM
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Yo mammas so dumb she went to the cinema, saw a film saying under 17s not permitted, so she went home and got 16 of her friends


^ I heard that two days ago.

KOOL COL-B 09-30-05 09:04 PM
yo mama so fat wen she writes her place of birth it takes up 3 whole pages :D werd

Ranks™ 09-30-05 09:42 PM
Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on top of the bitch.

Ranks™ 09-30-05 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BLACK~MAGIK
Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice, and I was STILL on the bitch. :hump:

lmfao... nvm...

~Lady Fiya~ 09-30-05 09:45 PM
Yo momma so ugly, she makes cookies by putting her face in the dough.

~Lady Fiya~ 09-30-05 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranks™
Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on top of the bitch.


lmfao!!!!!! hahah

Ranks™ 09-30-05 09:47 PM
Ya mom such a hoe, I threw that bitch a pennie for sex and that bitch gave me change.

Ranks™ 09-30-05 09:47 PM
But word, ya mom a nice lady...the bitch offered me the hair right off her back.

~Lady Fiya~ 09-30-05 09:48 PM
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

~Lady Fiya~ 09-30-05 09:49 PM
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

~Lady Fiya~ 09-30-05 09:50 PM
Yo momma so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said 'Sorry, no professionals.'


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