LMFAO. What a wussy. I think you need to go man up and shoot her, dude.

Roflflfl, thats just.. omfg.

Can you like write down exactly WHO beat you and HOW, so i can sig it?

Yeah, like, if she beat you with pancakes.. SAY IT.. fax machines.. SAY IT.

I just want details. But be sure to include that your mom beat you, not your dad.

Female standpoint, I agree...


lol @ Pressence, so now you admit she beat you? I guess it's because we're laughing. That doesn't make you cool now. Get your story straight.

Only pussy fags get belted by their mom.

get on aim ;) Tee hee.

^ROFL! @ Nos this officially the funniest thread on here.. *hahah*

See, everybody knows only the wussiest of the wussys get beat down by their mom.

My mother beat me with a belt.What more is there too it?

I wuz high..I came home..saw some lady come saying "aah,you children trying to kill me!!".
And then i pushed her down.So she got up,went in her room.I went in the bathroom.Took a piss,and when i came out..i saw my mother right in my face.So she slap me in my face and i fell on the ground(not from the slap,but from the dizzeness of being high).And when i wuz on the ground..she beat me with the belt.ANd she beat me long.Damn,it seemed like an hour.But after,she went to bed,as did I...and it wuz over.

The END :)

Lol, *takes a bow*

LMFAO. What a fucking wussy! You pushed your mom down, then let her beat your ass?! HAHAHA.

Alright, check the sig.

I wuz hy......I ain't even know where I wuz.
I think i even missed the toilet boil and pissed on the floor by how impaired i wuz.

your ass would be in jail
but smokign weed you wont kill no body lol
but if it was laced that could be a different story lol

Pff, trying to act like you're all "cool" by being high now.