Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.


^^^and fuckin lmfao at that one....hilarious..

OMFG, LoL where did you get these, I only knew of one or two.

Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.


Hahaha Fuckin halarious Phenom. :laugh:

Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.

^^^^that part had me cracking up for real lmao

that shit was RIDICULOUSLY funny.....i mean hilarious.....i read it twice....ROFLlmao

hahahahaha...wow,,, i even had to save that shit so i can read it again

That Was Fuckin HILARIOUS.

sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.


ROFLMAFOAMFOMAMAMAOAOHAHAHA

I read about half.....gotta get back to work :(

That shit where he pms BrittanySpears14 the second time had me rolling :laugh:

Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.


this dude is funny

this shit was too funny...I read every story.....the stories after the bear one was wack...but everything before it had me crying from laughing so hard....good shit

^^^ word... I laughed so hard my nuts hurt.