And most of them wont keep begging you for freebies after you tell 'em no and hit 'em once or twice.

Well... that's not true... sometimes you have to hit them with a shovel... three to six times, more if neccissary. And make a diss track to them as well. And you can post it on Rap Verse or someother online rap site cuz those kids usually try to be cool online, since they are mocked and ridiculed offline.