I like to call it cheesecake, and maybe apple pie.

im eating pussy pot pie
and im late

Not the first time, hotshh...or...is it?

And, erm. That was a typo. It's actually 900 pounds.

k, good. thanks for clearin that up

90 pound turkeys dont exist homo only 90 pound bird is your sister;/

...okay? My sister, whom I don't know, must've been some sexy male sparrow who seduced my mom via magical whipping or something.

mmm...sparrow lovin

I had this German chocolate pie. It was fucking awesome.

German chocolate cake is dope.