Two years ago me and my nigga walked up to this kid, then pushed him, he flew on the wall and ground like a fuckin ragdoll.We started laughin, and kept doin that, then my nigga tryin to be an asshole pushed the kid into and the kid fell on top of me, I don't even know why, but me and my nigga started laughin our asses off, I mean, I had tears in my eyes and so did he, and I couldn't breathe.Then we stopped, and I walked up to the kid minutes later, and he said 'I don't wanna play anymore' so then without thinkin I pushed him and he flew down on the ground, he got mad, stood up then started to hit me in my stomach, but I didn't feel it, so I just stood there starin at that weak nigga tryin to fuck me up, the whole time I was crackin up in my head too.

^^ Asshole.

I remember seeing a midget fall down a flight of steps being one of my top funny moments. Also, this one winter a few years back, I was donw at some park with some of my friends. The pond was frozen over, and I was young at the time. One of my friends was trying to convince us to walk out on the ice, but we were like, fuck no, it might break. So he started calling us pussy, and all that shit. But we weren't buying it. So finally, he tried convincing us that the ice was strong enough. He stepped on the frozen lake, and kept trying to convince us to come out with him. FINALLY, he goes, "Watch, I promise you its strong enough." So he jumps up, and the moment he lands, the ice breaks, and he falls into the water. I was laughing to hard to help him out. Finally he swam to the edge of the pond and got out pissed off. He just flipped us off and walked home.

Midgits are silly.......................

Midgets own....

This thread does not own...

...get some maddness in here.

Drop some craziness in here yall............

One guy said he'd fight me if I squeezed a pack of ketchup at lunch(he was sitting next to me) and any got on him, and being so cool I did and a stream of ketchup shot directly into his eye.

:D Needless to say, he did nothing but run to the bathroom(probably to masturbate).

That's not the funniest but I remember that well.

Umm I Dunno Botu The Funnyest But This Dudes Funny For Idolising 50 Cent....

i remember seeing this white guy in the Bronx in the street with a cat on a leash
and people kept laughing at him, all he kept saying was " its half Bobcat"
lmao

i remember when my friend passed out, we put lipstick and mascera and dropped him off at his grandmas, knocked and left with him sleeping on the steps

i remember when my boy passed out and we buried him under his laundry and put a condom on his foot
he woke up da next day and asked us if a bitch came over cuz his foot was alseep from lack of circulation........
i remember when a bum beat the shit out of this guy for tryna rob him
he flung him on a car windshield and the guy started crying
i remember this chick fight where the girl pulld the other girls bra off and tissue came out, the girl stopped fighting and ran home lmao
* we'd be here for a while if i aint have to leave

I can hardly go a lunch period without lmao at something...I've done so much great shit. I've burned down my yard trying to re-enact a scene from Scorpion King...

Not that funny at the time but now I think back it's well funny.

Last year for my birthday I got well hammered, we was walking home
from a nightclub.

Well I dont know who suggested it but we decided to jump over a 8ft
hedge in my driveway.

I done it twice, the last time I done it to impress a girl, well I didnt have
my trainers on so I just about made it over, when I landed I dislocated
my shoulder ha ha ha shame,..

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