What gun makes the noise "BLAT BLAT BLAT"?

Did that crackhead eating cookies help you?

water guns of course....super soakers are my shit...


but anyways....gym teachers are way overrated....i usually went with having wild sex with catholic priests when i was younger

Truer words were never spoken, crusader.

That sonofabitch bit me and asked me for booze. I kicked his ass and stole his cookies.

But on a serious note, I fucked a park ranger.

Indeed he did. And I almost got eaten by a shark.

yea and i seriously fucked a catholic priest

I seriously fucked a pile of snow.

LMAO indeed....


but no i seriously fucked your little brother....

I seriously am disgusted.

Who the fuck hasnt??

Sean seriously farted and it killed a bug.

probably some of those mexican birds

I hope you catch a knife with your throat.