Nah, this is about man shit.. literally.

Well, not only that, but it's more of like a shot gun blast in comparison to like.. a rifle. Diarhea has also caused me many sharts in my day as well, so I can't say that I'm too fond of it, but I just hate having my ass hairs all tangled up with dump.

This is seriously the gayest conversation ive ever held.

Look he's man dumps... LITERALLY!

Uhh.. Can you try to stay on topic?

Have you tried to wiggle it out while you're dumping?

Dude, I'm just discussing the worst dumps to have. I'm sorry if you're not mature enough to hold an adult conversation with me.

This should be moved to The Cerebral Approach

Yeah, or like, pinch it off with your finger.

A few times I've been at a point where the dump tied up in my ass hairs was so large that I couldn't bring myself to try and catch hold of it with toilet paper. So, I've had to try. Usually it works, but every once in a while it'll just swing and hit my ass so then I'm like.. what the fuck and have to move in with toilet paper to de dump my ass hairs (for the most part).

Didn't you do that at a park or something?

man, i love the dumps, where you havn't dumped for like a day, and its ALLL solid crap, and it hurts at first, but then slides out soooo easily and it fucking is next the best thing to an orgasmic thing with a woman, shiiit

Lmao. I think I would catch some complaints if I did that.

Yeah, in a water canal. Nowhere to wipe.

This thread is so wierd... but yo...

I hate the ones where you havent done a shit for like 3 days, so the air gets into your asshole sometimes, must be during farts or something, and hardens the bottom of the shit into a rock-hard, stone-like mass. So when you do eventually shit, that tears the asshole, causing much pain. Then straight after that, a whole lot of moist shit rushes out and burns your asshole... fuck those ones.

Nah, If I don't take a dump in a day or two it's just built up and hurts the whole way out.