Its really being published.

LMFAO @ you're cool

lmao Didn't that happen to Eli? Fuckin I'da stabbed the bitch in her ovaries.

Gotcha, by which publisher?

Any girl that acts like they like you really doesn't, she's just nice.
Women don't actually like sex, they just pretend to in order to get money.
Girls fall in love 30-50 times in their life, guys fall in love 3 times at most.

Yeah dude, we got to his house and everything was gone. It was fuckin' hillarious. Right after that we accidentally set the floor on fire.

Being "in love" doesn't exsist.

That's when people catch boots.

It's because girls are alot more sensitive. Love is just another emotion, like hate, misory, or admiration. Most dudes are stronger then that so its harder to fall in love.

Love is actually temporary insanity in which you think of one person a lot. So yes, it exists.

I didn't say love didn't exsist. Being IN love is a figment of everyones imagination where they can stand someones company for more than a few hours at a time.

Oh god, we gotta philosopher on our hands.

Girl's always think you're better for their friend than for them.

Who wouldnt when it comes to you?

Being in love love is fucked because at some point you get out of it. And that's worse.