Lol Commercial break.

Who wrote it anyways?

I did..........

It's official. Tribe 1 is the best. 2 has nothing on us.

It's official. Stfu.

Its official. You're the stupidest mother fucker on this Earth.

It's official. You have no friends.

I'll send the boot to Crazy Hades. Via thunder kick.

It's official. You guys are jealous of my lack of friends and stupidity.

It's official. I'm jesus.

All hail Jesus. And the Thunder Kick. It beats me Omega Roundhouse...but just barely.

I could always serve the lightning stomp or magma punch.

If I'm jesus, am I allowed to have sex?

Jesus controls sex. He's like 'Sex now equals molten lava in your anus. Enjoy.' and anyone fucking at that instant enjoys.

Then I'm having Paris hilton give me head.

She's got MORE than enough experience.