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Terumoto 03-22-06 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Apexx
oh man roaches. wow, talk about memories. Ever had roaches takin cover inside your clothes on the old radiator you hum em on to dry em out the laundry? Or all huddled up over a spill on your kitchen table in the morning? Hoppin out your cereal box? in your alarm clock?


Those WEREN'T the days.


One time I felt a bit itchy around my inner thigh, so I scratched through my shorts. But the itch didnt go away, so I was like wtf, and I reached up my shorts, felt something fucked... it moved, I pulled it out and it was a cockroach. I threw it across the room.

And once when I was sleeping I heard a little sound and I was like whoa, what is that? Then I sat up and looked down at my pillow and a black thing crawled out from under it. In one movement I lept out of my bed, somehow got to the other side of the room, and then turned the light on.

Shit is gay. Its cos in old buildings they usually have a nest around the sewerage pipes. So they get in and shit.

∆ P E X X 03-22-06 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Terumoto
One time I felt a bit itchy around my inner thigh, so I scratched through my shorts. But the itch didnt go away, so I was like wtf, and I reached up my shorts, felt something fucked... it moved, I pulled it out and it was a cockroach. I threw it across the room.

And once when I was sleeping I heard a little sound and I was like whoa, what is that? Then I sat up and looked down at my pillow and a black thing crawled out from under it. In one movement I lept out of my bed, somehow got to the other side of the room, and then turned the light on.

Shit is gay. Its cos in old buildings they usually have a nest around the sewerage pipes. So they get in and shit.



shit fuck all that. You knwo what they say with roaches man, you see one, there's a thousand more that you DON'T see. Killin em? lmao, forget it. UNpossible. better off just movin.

Tha Q. 03-22-06 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Apexx
oh man roaches. wow, talk about memories. Ever had roaches takin cover inside your clothes on the old radiator you hum em on to dry em out the laundry? Or all huddled up over a spill on your kitchen table in the morning? Hoppin out your cereal box? in your alarm clock?


Those WEREN'T the days.



Man...that brings back scary memories. yikes

SUPERVILLAIN 03-25-06 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by LaTiNKiTTeN
...i hate to tell u this,but they say for every cockrach u see,there's a hundred more hiding in the walls n shit....so dont think that if u kill the one u spotted,u are safe....
exterminators...they can only do so much...cuz there will always be a few roaches that are immune to whatever spray/traps...etc. the exterminators have....they call those super roaches....n the super roaches breed more super roaches,which are already born immune to that last chemical that was used to kill the other roaches....
and...being clean can only get u so far...especially if u are in an apartment building,if u have one nasty neighbour,or the garbage shoot isnt clean,or even if they are it doesnt matter they are in the pipes the walls n everything...n there are many different kinds,some live in furniture and u move with them when u move,some live in kitchens/bathrooms only...some live inside electronics cuz they like the warmth..notice some are brownish some are black some fly,but they are all disgusting...i saw a documentary on them,n even the sight of one gets my skin crawling..btw,they carry the most germs too....so if u are infested,and u are in a building,good luck buddy i'd move if i were u....


^^^its the truth....word.

roaches are the nastiest muthafuckin' shit. i cant be anywhere around 'em whatsoever without gagging violently, then running away while screaming like a little scary ass broad. just thinking about 'em makes me sick.

*s.v. gets the chills...........then pukes all over his new outfit. he then passes out in the massive puddle..*


s.v. sickened

Valerie 03-25-06 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SUPERVILLAIN
^^^its the truth....word.

roaches are the nastiest muthafuckin' shit. i cant be anywhere around 'em whatsoever without gagging violently, then running away while screaming like a little scary ass broad. just thinking about 'em makes me sick.

*s.v. gets the chills...........then pukes all over his new outfit. he then passes out in the massive puddle..*


s.v. sickened


word sv i'd do that same shit.

OrEo da cookie 03-25-06 10:36 PM
man im in the ghetto and we got all hardwood floors..we got mice in the winter...ladybugs in the spring..roaches and bats in the summer...and possums in the fall...roaches aint shit when u got a bat sleepin above...and what sucks is none of these would eat each other..,

Mentor 03-25-06 11:05 PM
lmao "I'll bury them Cockaroaches"

scarface is the shit, lol yo cut a cockroaches head off and watch it live for 7 days

OrEo da cookie 03-25-06 11:06 PM
^^thats cool for like one day..they live longer where im from

Mentor 03-25-06 11:08 PM
lol damn thats just wrong yo oreo wanna see if u live without your head?? we can try it with a machetti :)

OrEo da cookie 03-25-06 11:11 PM
cookies aint got a head..but you ever watched a bat grab a baby racoon and fly him to your window? then the bat hit the glass and fall..then now you got to deal with a baby coon on your roof?

Terumoto 03-25-06 11:22 PM
How long do cockroaches live? And what do they need to survive?

Cos late at night when I need to fight them, usually I just get a container with no lid and stick it over them so they cant escape. And one of them I trapped a week or so ago and its still alive.

OrEo da cookie 03-25-06 11:39 PM
fill it with gas or water..in another week they gonna learn to flip that shit over and put it on you..trust me

Mentor 03-26-06 01:04 AM
or just drown it with gasoline and burn the fuck outta that insect

OrEo da cookie 03-26-06 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Xpress
or just drown it with gasoline and burn the fuck outta that insect


man naw..they fireproof out here..they just fly around in a big ass flame and set other shit on fire..you cant even shoot a roach..mutha fucks bulletproof and shit...they were vests in my hood..

SUPERVILLAIN 03-26-06 02:15 AM
1)fuck roaches.

2) give me a bat over a roach any day, word. a bat aint shit. you dont find bats in your raisin bran cereal box. they dont climb into your sheets or orifices when your sleeping. they dont run in packs of millions. bats dont have antler-like antennaes. one smack from a shovel and a bats history, no sweat.

3) fuck roaches. did y'all know that those sneaky little shitbird cockroaches are asexual??? that means that it can impregnate itself to keep its species going if there are no other roaches around to breed with. FUCK THAT!!!

*s.v. barfs all over himself again.*


s.v.


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