LOL

nah

Yo momma' house so small, she gotta go out back to eat a large pizza.

Yo momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

lol, you saw that on the yo momma show.



Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mamma so fat, she went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo momma so bug eyed, someone tried to push them in during a game of TROUBLE.



lol


^^JUST MADE THAT ONE UP

your momma's so dumb she put u on speed dial....and couldn't understand why her finger wouldnt move faster

yo momma so fat, it lowers her self esteme :cool: werd

Yo momma so fat, tha only thing attracted to her is gravity.

nice one babylon......


Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat, that when she was going around the corner, she saw a preacher. Then, the preacher was like, "yea yea" and she was like "woo woo". Then, yo momma took a book and sat on it. After that, she ate a bowl of corn flakes and went back outside. Finally, she said, "WHOA".


LMAO!

phew...so funny

Yo mammas so fat when she open up tha fridge it says "i give up"
*laughing so hard i can't breathe*

your momma so fat........she sat down and broke the earth

yo hit up the master yo momma joke thread, now you can read it when you depressed to laugh a lil

yo momma so fat, she jumped in tha air n got stuck, werd

^^^Word man...this got me rollin

that and my convo with Colby about JC's audios


lol