yo momma such a wetback, i went to pop a cherry and accidently popped a bean

Yo Momma so ugly, when she stood in front of the funny mirror, it made her look like Halle Berry.

Yo mamma is so fat she eats "wheat thicks"

lol


Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

to momma's so fat.........she tried on a "sean john" shirt..........and it said



SEAN JOHN

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

ehhh

Yo momma hair so short, when she got extensions, it looked like stitches.








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Yo mammas so fat her belly buttons got an echo

yo momma must be with chingy cause at the salon, she's known as the trakk star

But, what if she was comin from the other direction? Wouldn't it say, "Disney World, right?"



:huh:

lol, i guess so........

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

Yo mommas so stupid she went to a Clippers game and thought she was gunna get a free haircut.

yo momma so stupid i aksed her "wut color iz blue?" n she though fo a while n then just gave up, werd

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yo mommas head so small........she wear's bottle caps when it rains