lmfao

Ur momma is still wonderin if she can have an abortion after 23 years

lol

after I fucked ur mom I rolled over and I was still on the bitch.

and ur moms got more rolls then a bakery

heres a good one:


yo momma crib so dirty, the roach's gotta wear slippers

your mommas so dumb i said its chilli outside and ur mom ran outside with a bowl and a spoon

ur mom is so fat that u got stuck while having birth^^^

your momma smells of fish dat when she arround i can tell what she all about

your mommas so saggy...she wears a push up bra on her arse!

your mama's ass so fat that she needs a bulldozer ta get her ass in her granniepanties

*skips myself*
your mama's ass so fat that she uses telephone wire for a thong

YO momma so dumb, she thought "happy hour" was a featured comedian.







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Yo momma is so fat, the book Around the World in 80 Days was written about her.

^^YO momma so fragile, when someone gave her a pat on the back, the bitch fell apart.

Yo jokes are so played, yo momma heard them back in 1st grade.

Yo momma so dumb, she had to have a tutor in kindergarden.

Yo momma so dumb, she failed kindergarten.