^at least you know it works :?

Before she went on it she had no acne though...

But when she started it, her boobs got bigger. So word.

^I figured that part lol, it's a joke man. joke.

my ex had pretty adverse reactions to birth control. puking, dizzy, sore joints, lost a stupendous amout of weight and serious abdominal pain.


and that was just the sex.

lmao...

That must have sucked. Maybe instead of birth control you should just use plastic wrap and a rubber band. Condoms are too expensive.

^^fuck that man, it's worth it to spend the money.

though that's a much better idea than latex paint.

not for nothin, but I only trust my dick to one condom now.



^^field tested. Apexx approved.

I used to use ummm... duo or something like that. They were alright... But I dont use condoms at all anymore -_-

No condoms?? the hell with that, it's a whole new world we live in man. Nobody ever thinks their girl could cheat, but they sure do. She's not fuckin you with a condom on, think she'll fuck the next guy with a condom on?


lol the hell with that. I'm so used to it, I don't think I can even enjoy sex without a condom on to be real.



unless it's oral, that's a whole different story lol.

so it must be working