An Evolve line??? C'mon now... you're flipping stuff I did years ago against Feebs

Anyhow...


Its like...
...I'll chin check this homo, Clench a fist and let go
Then slap ya mom's for havin a kid with Jay Leno
Long chinned prick, aint no way you can see me
Since Jack only kicks my ass when I'm drinkin Whiskey
Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Fleeing from me, Jack's runnin forever past ya'll
But fuckin get weight up!!! 'for I cut my hand smashin ya glass jaw
Let ya hand fall... lets see if you gots the balls G
To show the world, you're the first textcee with Palsey
I'll feel bad for smashin, leaving the whole league in shock
When I get fined for rolling over a handicap's spot
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end
Cats predicted you, though your comeback's got nothing to show for
Cuz Chrit could probably fucking rip me...
...back in '04.

VS.

Long chinned prick, aint no way you can see me
Since Jack only kicks my ass when I'm drinkin Whiskey
Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
I'll feel bad for smashin, leaving the whole league in shock
When I get fined for rolling over a handicap's spot
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut


Damn, I thought Jack was going to win this... but Chrit just came with some hot personals and owned that picture. JTR had some decent enough lines, but I think he didn't start strong... his opener was weak and up until the last part of the verse I thought it wasn't his usual level of dopeness. Also, the closer wasn't that good. Chrit started strong, and finished strong. I think his verse was more consistent and he had more quotables and overall I got more of a laugh from his verse. The best punches of the battle came from Chrits verse and that is why I give him the win.

V/ - Chrit

Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Let ya hand fall... lets see if you gots the balls G
I'll feel bad for smashin, leaving the whole league in shock
When I get fined for rolling over a handicap's spot
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

VS

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end
The truth's you never elevated, so i'm dumping you here
You aint evolve... you just been using his punches for years

which took it down to the least hard hitting punches...

Cats predicted you, though your comeback's got nothing to show for
Cuz Chrit could probably fucking rip me...
...back in '04

VS

not much


I still got JTR here.

closer than expected though.

V./jtr

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

1-1

Try n' stay fit? don't bother, ya whole style is lame bitch
The backwards cap look is played out by kids in GRADE SIX
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end

Imagetitan, pimple, Evolve. . those are pretty played out. .

vs.

Long chinned prick, aint no way you can see me
Since Jack only kicks my ass when I'm drinkin Whiskey
Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
I'll feel bad for smashin, leaving the whole league in shock
When I get fined for rolling over a handicap's spot
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

I didn't get the glassjaw line. .

Still, I got Chrit taking this with more quotables.

Chrit's gone to shit, so he'll stand dead in his place
Comeback's been so embarrising he's gone red in the face
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end

vs.

Long chinned prick, aint no way you can see me
Since Jack only kicks my ass when I'm drinkin Whiskey
Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Fleeing from me, Jack's runnin forever past ya'll
But fuckin get weight up!!! 'for I cut my hand smashin ya glass jaw
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

wow. this wasn't that close really. jack came with a lot of play'd rhymez. chrit def came more fresh and alot more consistant.

v/ chrit

EDIT: to mimesis, btw.. that glass jaw line is say since hes runnin away from chrit, he say'n "weight" in place of "wait", like slow down/get ur weight up.. then glass jaw is cause hes skinny, 'n doesn't have his "weight up".. get it? @ least i think it means that.

Let ya hand fall... lets see if you gots the balls G
I'll feel bad for smashin, leaving the whole league in shock
When I get fined for rolling over a handicap's spot
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

VS

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end



/JTR

Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

v.s

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end
The truth's you never elevated, so i'm dumping you here
You aint evolve... you just been using his punches for years

Overall,it was an aiight battle. didn't come as hard as i thought both of y'all would actually come. but JTR had one more quotable, and I Think he edged it out in the end.

v/JTR

3-3.....................

Long chinned prick, aint no way you can see me
Since Jack only kicks my ass when I'm drinkin Whiskey
Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

vs

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end

V/ Chrit

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
Cats predicted you, though your comeback's got nothing to show for
Cuz Chrit could probably fucking rip me...
...back in '04.

VS.

Long chinned prick, aint no way you can see me
Since Jack only kicks my ass when I'm drinkin Whiskey
Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut

This was pretty close nuffin to amazing I was expecting something epic but it's all good. both came pretty good, Chrit to me had better lines and I really like the Bowl over line dopeness...

Vote - Chrit

And you rocking the acne, no pimpin, this kid'll rot
Only thing the pimple do... is turn the bitches off
You might champ this league if you're swell with the pen
But you'll prolly just take the LBL, without an L at the end
The truth's you never elevated, so i'm dumping you here
You aint evolve... you just been using his punches for years

vs

Skinny kids get slain, this aint what you planned bitch
I'ma take ur chips and dip... 'n fuckin leave you a sandwhich
Two of the best in the league, one helluva pair, but
I gotta bowl over you... just like gettin ur haircut


i got JTr taking this, liked his quotables better

Chrit wins 5-4.

Chrit wins (3-0)
JTR loses (5-2)