Imagine not noticing that until you needed to wipe your ass.

he should be more afraid of meeting your ass crack if anything

And in defense, bite you in the gonads.

i used to get spiders in my crib, didnt bother them because they kept bugs to a minimum in the summer
we had an understanding
then when i moved out that house, i went and killed them all because our deal was null and void..........

im gettin a red haired taruntula pretty soon here..it aint as close to as those but its about as big as a c.d.

i was IN iraq... them fuckers are definitelyt larger than 2 inches.... shyt's get as big as ya hand... and yes... they do attach to da bottom of camels in the stomach area and feed off of them... if they actually kill the camels i couldn't say but them shyt's will fuck a himan up big time!

word up...

i was hoping somebody who knew would come in here... must have just been some spider enthusiast who was trynna make them sound not as bad, lol...

Those are some big ass spiders....my god.... :wtf: :eek:

^bites

w ow

^yea, shit is fuckin' disgusting and nasty. I hate spiders so much. lol

like when I see one in my room, like and then it goes behind my drawer or my desk, it bothers me ALL day. like I HAVE to see it dead or out of my room to feel calm in my room again. i hate that lol

nah man, if you get alot of bugs summer time its good to have SOME spiders to keep the bugs in check. we used to have this big spider web in our back yard in my grandmoms crib, we'd collect live roaches in a jar and dump em on the web, never saw how big the spider turned out to be though

if i woke up with one of those things in my sleeping bag i'd run the 40 in 3 seconds... then run it back and 1,2 step the shit outta that bitch ass bug

awww..they're so cute!!

I used to be arachnophobic. till you realize the spider's more scared of you than you are of it. now they just fascinate me.

besides that, no matter how diesel they are, they're never more powerful than the bottom of your shoe.

^^ True, but for some reason I can picture a spider like that jumping up into the air and attatching onto your face and eating your brain out, that's fucked up. Lol.

"Vertical leap"

Fuck I use to hate those LITTLE jumping spiders at my cottage, they were able to jump around really quick to avoid you trying to swat them, and they were some of the most aggresive insects i'd ever seen, they'd jump right onto you, bite, and then jump off. So a GIANT jumping spider that feeds on camels, maaaan, I aint tryna step on that, if I was a soldier in Irag i'd totaly bazooka that muh fuckin giant.