Now that's logic.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping.

lmfao @ the fact that I actually do those. I hardly buy my girl anything and when she asks why, I say "is that all you care about? I never knew you were so materialistic."

And when I get home from something late at night, I call her mobile which is ear piercingly loud, and she answers and I go "Hey baby... Are you awake?" and she goes "... .... ............................................... wtf do you want?"

im gonna laugh so hard when soc stops using this guide and all the shawties stop holla'in at him....

Get the fuck on AIM.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.


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Haha, this is classic shit.

them oones were the SHIT...ima try soma this shit...