lmao, how the fuck you know what that means

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This cutie from Cali comes over to stroke on my cock, shes so cute and her name is Nautica. She's all sweet and innocent looking, and loves having a hard cock in between her little hands. Before she jerked me off, she gave me a sexy strip tease to show off her nice ass and perky tits. This girl really knows how to work a cock in between her hands

lmao dude I been on this UK forum. I got Nick to join and Hot too. but word I know all the slang yo. like look:

u alright, mate? Those sily chavs been stealin' my fish and chips. They durty buggers, innit? But his mum is buff tho! well anyways, mate. top of the morning to you. safe!!

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lmao like one time i was just crusing forums like last may or so, and I went on this forum looked in the member mugshots forum so these fine ass girls. lmao so I joined, and then a month later I found out it was a UK forum and I was only american. lmao it was dope tho, all the UK girls wanted my cock, but all the guys were gay and kept attacking my usuage of "word" and "son" and kept disrespecting my gangstaness. But the UK e-pussy is good tho. :cool:

lmao at me speakin like what you just typed out.

sick.

word, but what I love about UK girls. how like ALL of them when I talk to them on MSN (only got it for UK girls and canadian girls) they all like "Wanna see me go on Webcam?" I'm like "HELL YEA!!!" lmao cuz in US if girl say that they like considered slut basically. but it's funny cuz they get on webcam, and they just sitting there typin' back to me. I'm like "WTF?!?GEt up MOVE!!! SHAKE YOUR ASS!!!!!!!" but w/e still good ~_~

lmao ill .

also wtf? Do like all the UK guys like gather around and talk about how much the "Yanks" suck and are stupid and etc? cuz that's all I'm getting from them. it makes you laugh how much they hate the US lol

Not really, on the odd occasion lmao.

We gunn on people who ACT american thoughm pisses people straight off.