Originally Posted by 9th Degree

I'm so sober I'm almost sobe.

Originally Posted by Mad Dog

im not

5 beers in an hour...fuck off

Originally Posted by N.Tavarez

damn i would think your irish
but you gonna be pissing like an old man soon

Originally Posted by Crazy Hades

And if their faces are burned off, even better, so they can't stare at you while you do it. Or you can get it from behind, if their assholes aren't stitched up.

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Yeah. So like, I think I want a very smart and philosophical girl, but not necessarily a nerd. I want a nerd's intelligence but still an open willingness to go to the movies or wherever instead of reading a book until I have to knock her out and drag her into my trunk, then strap her to the movie chair while mentioning to the supervisor if he touches her that she will bite him. She'd have a gag on.

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Originally Posted by Indeph

For a girlfriend. Freal those girls are ill. And by nerd I just mean extremly smart girls that go to the library, are usually loners, and most likely'll end up studying astrology/insects/biology/ bla bla. I feel like they'll have something smart to say whenever I talk to them. It seems like girls who are on the "upper" level of society seem to turn me off. I probably have a warped mind, but when girls don't dress loose or anything it makes me want them alot. Not saying if I see a female in a miniskirt and a tank top roll up I'm not gonna rape her cause I will. But I mean in general I think thats what I need. Word... pointless, but you still read it. :cool: