^van's story was pretty hillarious but that shit..specially on acid...takes the cake.[/expects the bullshit parade trying to out-do it]

I've never been fucked up. :cool:

Mmm, indeed. Passing out in my shed cuz I lost my key dosn't really come close to that does it?

^no, that's kind of a lame series on unfortutate events comparedto doing acid and having your mini-me run up to you.

Once I was in a car with three dudes having a smoke up and I was in the back seat on the left... Anyway we were in the middle of some industrial zone near a dock thing cos it looks fucking ill at night. Its across from sydney city, so all the lights look dope and reflect off the water and shit... Anyway...

So we were there right, and near us was this fucked up fat dog. It was just lying there, it looked so sick or something and was making wierd noises... We were like wtf.

But yeah.. later on, we were pretty fucked up from this weed and we were just chilling. Then out of NOWHERE this guy walks up on the left side of the car and my mate Toby who was in the front passenger seat (aus car btw so we're parked on left side of the road and driver is on right front seat, passenger seat is left side) had his window down. So this guy stops at Toby's window, and leans down, he was lebanese and he looked about 25-30.

And he goes "What the fuck you doing here ay?" .. And we were like.. nothing, just smoking some cigarrettes. By this time Al, who was driving had started the car and was sort of getting ready to fuck off, but the guy stuck his head in the window and goes "WHERE YOU GOING AY? Just hold on a second" and Al goes "ok". Then the guy says "I can smell your pot but I dont give a shit, who was fucking with the VL?"

And we were like wtf is a VL, so none of us said anything... And he goes "WHOS BEEN FUCKING WITH THE VL?" And we were like shit this cunts serious, so Toby was like "I dunno mate I dunno we've just been here." ... And he goes "...... If you cunts were fucking with the VL, I swear... I dont give a fuck if youre just here having a smoke, just dont fucking do it." We had NO idea what was going on... Toby said "Thats what we're doing man" ... And with a lot of loudness and saliva he said "WHY FUCK WITH THE VL? , you guys just get outta here. I dont wanna see you around here again. Stop fucking with the VL next time, get the fuck outta here." So we were like "ok were going".

Then we went to this place that was near this old abandoned train station, where some guy murdered a bum and two children. And I dont know who it was but someone suggested we go check it out, so we went there. We get out of the car and the vibes were fucked. It was like the worst vibes ive ever got, and on the ground was a tissue covered in blood. We were like wtf. So we kept going near the train station, then there was a fucked up womans scream from the train tunnel about 20 yards away... So we ran back to the car and went to get some kebabs.

Yeah... that was pretty fucked up.

This is a link to the fucked up murder place we went to:

http://www.paranormalaustralia.com/...ons/street.html