ummmmmmmmm, i mean, once Jessica Alba was on the same beach as me in hawaii, but u dont see me jizzin in my pants.... well, i mean, u dont see me jizzin now talkin about it

I wonder if a midget has started humping her leg before...

Anyone know where I can find a midget?

bull now u just tryin ta cover ur own ass up from lookin like an idiot
which is kind of too late...dude u woulda said where i used ta live
if u was bein serious u wouldnt even bother agknowleging it
cuz you dont have ta prove to nobody but u that it was a hood

just be real bout it for christ sake

rofl.

dawg, when i said hood, i meant it short for neighbourhood. however u fuking spell it.

^^*fucking* not fuking for starters

So what are you doing on the internet? You should be out stalking her. All celebrities like that sort of thing.

As for smoking blindfolded, w/ eyes closed.. in theory, you should be able to better savor the taste. When people do wine tasting, you always see them do it with their eyes closed to heighten their sensory input.

breh i bet you were pissing out jizz like a dude who held urine in his bladder for 6 hours would...