Dude, I slept a fucking hour, and when my mom got home she woke me up and asked if I went to school. I had thought I had literally slept for 24 hours, and my mom was explaining to me that I had been active the night before, and I said I didn't remember.

Then she told me the date and I realized I'm a fucking retard.

True story, I swear it on my life.

....ur an idiot....


you dont have to swear on it...

I'm gonna suck ur face with my tongue you sex beast.

wtf is withthis guy??