As a girl, I can attest to the fact that this list is a load of bullshit.

girls r weird.

me n my gf bin fightin tha last couple days, n she wuz sayin fucked up shit like she duzznt love me n duzznt care about us anymo, and she wuz tellin me to break up wif her. so last night i did, and she burst into tears crying her ass off. fuck sakes, now i feel like an asshole. ughhhhh :mad: :mad: :mad: werd

its cuz your a mexican.......werd

Yeah he pretty much hit the nail on the head kolb :(

lmao

i know, but how can she rezist my latino heat?... *sigh* :( werd

lol. I would do all this but i just forget sometimes. lol

Damnit Q you took all the good witty comments. and wtf is up with this not having facial hair thing....i cant picture myself with out my facial hair....also

If the perfect man was based off of this, he would be just as flawed as the list is.

That's the most contradictory shit EVER.

Isn't too needy - I could pick out 100 contradictions based on this one alone lmao.