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Stripper: If you want to see that come back at the end of the night... but im working now.

^^to me thats sort of a 'hey, your not like every other dickbrain in this club, wanna hang out later on?' kinda remark..

Is that how she said it? Or was it a 'whatever asshole...' expression?

Her tone was like "what a fucking idiotic thing to ask for. im working at the moment, my job = having no clothes on. at the end of the night I put them back on, you might as well come back then."

oh right -_- shit ay

lmao dopeness.........we have to pay at the door in nashville.......but i never spend any money in a strip club......

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Originally Posted by Indeph

lmfao @ Q, dope

I know exactly how that night played out

Omb: HEY BITCH! COME HERE AND SHAKE DAT ASS FOR ALL THIS MONEY... YEAH BITCH, MOVE THAT THONG A BIT TO THE SIDE OH YEAH YOU A NASTY BITCH AINT YA COME CLOSER AND SIT ON ALL THIS MONEY'S LAP

*whispers in ear* I have 300 dollars for you right now if you come back to my truck...

Stripper:I'm not that kinda girl

OMB: No... personalities are an illusion, you can be that type of girl if you choose to be. soo yea... choose to be....bitch

stripper: I'm calling the manager! DAVE!

OMB: DONT YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU BITCH IMA FUCKIN MAN

stripper: GET OFF OF ME

OMB: MIGHT AS WELL COP A FEEL HAHAHA! *grabs vagina*

stripper: *mases omb* *bouncers takes him out of club

OMB: I'll be back bitch and u gon shake dat ass some more! hahahhaahhhaaha... oh no.... my heart

etc

hahahahahaha, this is the funniest shit i've read on here in a while.