What do a tortise and a pedophile have in common?
......they both get there before the hair |
What's the similarity between poetic and a classroom full of 10 students, taking a test with the answers lying on the teachers desk with no teacher in the room and the door is locked?
. . . . . . . . . They both got cheated on 10 times! :evilgrin: |
Wut do u call a Spul and a Q?
. . . . . . . . . . . .. . SpulQ! hahahahaahahaha 1 |
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Wow thats creative spul I actually laughed @ that. but funny thing is the cheating never happned. |
LMAO. alright.
What did the woman do after she came out of the coma? The dishes if she knows what's good for her. Lame. but whatever |
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Strange...after reading that joke, my brow became more prominent... and....oddly...my arms got really hairy... :( 1 |
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I've heard that on way too many times. What has forty two teeth and hides a monster? My zipper! |
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I don't get it. :( 1 |
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Seriously? Lol. |
lmao. q. your a trip.
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OH!!!!! I got it...
hahahaha...word One of those microscopic monsters! ;) LOL 1 |
lmao.
this guy said one of those Difformed Amoeba looking things. |
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . ......to stand closer to the kitchen sink :thumbup: I figured out how to change my dishwasher into a snowblower!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....I handed that bitch a shovel!!! :thumbup: |
LOL!
Why Shouldn't women have licenses? because there isn't a road from the Bed to the Kitchen.. How Many Men Does it Take To Open A Beer? None It Should Be Open When She Brings It To You! |
Lol at both Enyg and Youngg.
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