You are the second coming of Ghandi. You amaze me with your philosophical views.

Can I phone you? Or if I polled the audience, would you be considered the audience?

What about 50/50?

^ Another assumption... that nobody cares about.

you're touching on the point I'm making.

except you're making two different points.

Continue your charade?

He might be, but you sir are touching on the point of something else. :evilgrin:

Could be.

<_<

Well, if we can combine our collective intellect and master human cloning... then we could clone equal numbers of ourselves and fill the audience.

Also, if we hooked them all up with a phone, we'd have that angle covered to.

As far as 50/50.. well, I'm sure between us we could create a solution to guarantee success if we opted to go that route.

Master human cloning? BRILLIANT.

But back to the question

a foot in measurement or foot in length?

What about a foot as a body part though? Is this a trick question?

A foot as a body part would be an interesting turn of events. Left foot or right?

Subway foot long.

I don't know, if we talking a subway foot long a person may be tempted to eat it. But then, that would lean more towards the "being gay" theory.

Could be true. But what about chicken legs? Many tend to eat those. Fried usually. (looking at you Hannibal)

Does that make THEM gay too?

It all depends on if they are eating them off a plate or if they are eating them off a plate of someone's ass.

Do you mean ass as in somebody's donkey or ass as in somebody's butt? Then again do you mean butt as in somebody's buttock or butt as in cigarrette butt?

Well, all those are valid questions.

What interests me is the mention of cigarette, otherwise known as a fag... which brings us right back to our original hypothesis.

WOW. and here I thought the circle of life was all a hoax. Amazing.