house parties are ill unless it's your house

I'm kinda burnt out on house parties. They were fun back in high school, and I still go to some nowadays, 'cuz I don't really do the bar scene. But ultimately, if I'm at a house party, it's most likely business. My preferred method of kickin' it is B sessions at the crib with the a-alikes.

thats cuz everyone there was drunk..and high

Man I love house parties but never will have another again. Like when I was 12 13 years old. I had one. Some bitch left a used bloody tampon in my medicine cabinet. Shit was wild and nasty. But i dont fuck wit dem no more because people dont know how to respect ya house.

nigga fuck a house party when u can just get high in yo basement n fuck a bitch

seriously

Yea fuck a bitch. Where my million dollah hoes at. And techinically. Isnt your basement your house?

no my basement is a part of my house

and im not throwing a house party

im having a tequila tuesday all night fuck fest while smokin on some of kcs finest herb

while we're on the subject of house parties...

...do any of y'all know somebody that transforms into their alter-ego once they're uber shit faced??? lol.

this cat lucius that i know gets wasted and morphs into his alter-ego: "dr. stickyspitz". i've seen him do this at 2 parties now, but i've heard about more. thank God they weren't at my pad. all that the good doctor prescribes is a spontaneous ralph session. lol. dude just waits until he see's a drunk chick or dude on the verge of getting sick...then he rushes up beside them, gags himself mercilessly (sometimes until he even tears up), then usually gets them to barf ridiculously on the spot. cruel bastard. funny...but cruel. bastard.


the supe

^LOL thas fucked up haha

well how else do you expect me to take advantage of drunk bitches/you?

werd

depends on what kind of house where its at and whos it is...mine for example would be HORRIBLE for a house party...i got fuckin cop callers for neighbors upstairs (duplex) who just love calling cops without even warning me or asking themselves to turn my (not so loud) music down..i live on 2 of the busiest streets in this town so u cant just walk in and out drunk without someone noticing..it sucks

but u think house parties are fun try going to a barn party :D way out in the middle of NOWHERE at places u would think absolutly nothing is going on till u get inside (not even a single light on) which leaves the partypoopers (cops) out in the dark..never a problem with space or noise..and u can get fuckin trashed with HUNDREDS of other people nothing better than that

best parties are in the countryside in jamaica...shit's dope just go to a bar, which is usually the only place around for like half a km, bring in some big ass speakers and a dj setup, get the alcohol flowing and shit is doooope

yea, been doing that on golf courses or open fields lol...