"you couldn't flip shit playing in the toilets with a spatula" - Eminem

can't really think of anymore

climbing inside 'Einsteins' the only time u could be 'in-genius'/
^dope











by me

"I'M IN JERSEY THE CRIB IS 4 STORIES,ADD A 5TH ONE IN CASE THE 4TH ONE BORE ME,KILLA"-CAM'RON

wack herbs still runnin lose i see

Ill chris...

"i dont want to collaborate..let me elaborate..i dont wanna be on the same track some stupid little faggot made"

"im what isreali (IS RARELY) defeated..im fucking palastine"

"Ill hit you with a roundhouse like im rockin igloos"

what do you want a come back, lol

when i look at you face i see more queers then on will and grace
get of my dick this is gonna be tragic like a cops in the car chace

what a gay thread..nothin but freeposts and whack punches...

two thumbs down

Dzk Vs. Warbux
He used some ill ass personals

'you used to be iller.........still im puttin the past behind me'

'you the whitest known ethopian whut could be Thinner..your slim chances of winning ...or You finishing dinner'


'im the bookie of this battle.....i stick to runnin Figures.... U a Stick Figure Runnin'



'when you think Acoustic is something u shoot pool with'

'i heard u cant come off the top...but u gotta be kidding..... like someone told your hair this an it ended up splitting'


Dunno thats jus some ish i can think of off hand...

Like that Voice Thread, I don't really listen for punches and
shit but I would have to say

Eminem ~ No One's Iller Than Me

Fuzz ~

I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs

Sick a-ya'll niggaz lookin' at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggaz still don't know the top pick?
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shittin' socks bitch!
We rock shit, leave your fuckin' knot split
Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits

Eminem ~ 313

If he's acting soft and he cowers
He better come cleaner then Jay Rue jacking off when he showers

I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers

Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack

There's just to much, Download Infinite and The Slim Shady Ep

Shit's bangin'

~1~

u coudldn't be outstandig if u were standing outside- many styles
____
1 Mc to serve them all

PUERTO RICAN GRINGOS UNITE!!
and
remember
The truth is out there

evrynight iz like the Apollo wit guns,even amatuers clap

The Lil kids call me Collard cuz dats how much green I got
-both by Jadakiss

Your mad because your garbage and your lyrics is boring
And your whip was made that same year you was born in
-Jae Hood

do u mean on here? or ever?

Yall cats is lacking a lot of hip hop forreals...
One of the illest punchlines I ever heard?
Ummm.. Lets C!

"Walking on skulls, cause I'm 2 steps a head"- Ras Kass


illsick punchline..!

''the crown is still mine cuz i drop ill rhymes
alotta rappers talk that murder shit n couldn't kill time''-big l

''u ain't got enough calcium to have a bone to pick with me''-ras kass

^ that Ras kass line was dope.

Warbux vs DZK:

"Only person feeling Dzk's content is his girl after having sex"

Warbux vs peter Parker:

"You might as well be on your merry way,
cause if you think ur winning this, you've been hitting the wrong mary jane!"

Lmmfao! That is dope when he spit that, and same battle. .

"Parkers a photographer, lets see how many Shots he can take!"

Dope line again, for real though, you guys need to learn how to seperate wordplay from punches, because half this threads quotes are wordplay, not punches.