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self 06-16-03 02:04 PM

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch".

AxL is God 06-16-03 02:11 PM

Bruklor = King of Comedy

self 06-16-03 02:37 PM

Yes Yes, Thank You Thank You.

Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your type here". The Mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy".

AxL is God 06-16-03 03:18 PM

LMAO @ that

That was the stupidest thing ever. . but it actually made me laugh. LOL. Or maybe it's all that crack I smoked earlier.

x-signals 06-17-03 11:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by kgm
So Jesus walks into a hotel, throws some nails on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night."


rotflmaof thats funny ^^

self 06-17-03 11:51 AM

Quot AxL, :D You know I'm a regular Jim Carrey.

And yeah kgm that was pretty funny, it made me laugh.

x-signals 06-17-03 11:55 AM

just read your ish lol took a min to comprehend yanno the bud fucks wit ya some times but lol **ouch**

hey tell me some more keep me entertained

kgm 06-17-03 12:20 PM

Alright so there is a group of people and they are pelting this whore with rocks, so Jesus walks up and says "Please people let he who be without sin cast the first stone." Sure enough a rock comes flying through the air, and he turns around and says "mother you really piss me off."

x-signals 06-17-03 12:23 PM

lmaof where do you get these jesus jokes from lol

self 06-17-03 12:25 PM

What did BabyCorn say to MamaCorn?

"Where's PapaCorn"

MamaCorn answered;
"Pobing the Unicorn"

x-signals 06-17-03 12:29 PM

lmao

wish i could tell funny jokes and be popular like you guys :(


whats a unicorn ?

kgm 06-17-03 01:23 PM

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

kgm 06-17-03 01:24 PM

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

verbal ice 06-17-03 05:37 PM

haha i love it

x-signals 06-17-03 08:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by kgm
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


lmao gotdamn thats some funny shit you the new rb comedy i official deem you lmao


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