LMFAO
I hit this car on my bike, flipped over and hit the garbage can...it was funny.

fell off m bike, an the handlebars had no grips on, stuck in my groin.

didnt really hurt till i got to hospital, wer i was left lyfin wit a open groin wound in the middle of a corridor.

Got 3rd degree burns on my chest when I was 3. Have mad scars all over it. Was shot in the eye with a BB Gun when I was 8. Retina's detached. I've broken 3 toes(Kicked a bowling ball down the alley, I'ma fuckin genius :D ) Sprained my ankle twice. Have minor arthritis in my masturbation hand(yeah, it's like that). Hyper-extended my back, and was in a car wreck about a year ago which spurred the injury...my back's all fucked up :(

^^ damn jackie chan
umm, i drank REALLY REALLY HOT COFFEE

/\ i think we all have,

i got hit by a car on my bike and flew like 20 ft doing a superman and landed on my face in a rose bush. then i threw my bike at tha old lady windowshield and picked it up and rode away, it was still faster than walking but, it still took a long time to get 3 blocks up.

Hi, I'm Kenoras...

and one time I was thrown off of the Empire state building, but luckily a large gust of wind blew me into the Statue of Liberty. It knocked me unconscious and broke both of my legs. From there I walked to the boat. As we were ferrying back across to the mainland I farted while this guy behind me was trying to light his cigarette which led to the boat igniting and exploding. It sank and I drowned. After I drowned I swam to shore and decided to sky dive off of the Twin Towers. Another really bad wind came and bounced me back and forth between them like a huge pinball. I'm the real reason they collapsed. In the process I broke 4 ribs, both legs(again), 5 vertebrae, my neck, and both arms. So, I shook it off and ran a couple thousand miles to my home in Florida. Right after I took my shower my house was knocked over by the hurricane. Luckily I'm full of shit so it padded me whenever the walls caved in. Only thing left is the computer I'm sitting in front of....

^lmao...

I would slap you but shit splatters...

List of injuries;

Broken;
Three fingers and one thumb on seperate hands, (r)ankle, collar bone (r) clavical, metacarpals (wrist injury) and two bones in the (r)hand. I almost forgot it hurt like hell, big toe right foot.

Torn and severly damaged;
Both knees, the right one had two surgeries. No salvageable cartlige in the right knee. Tendons in my ankles (both) and a minor tear in my hamstring.

Dislocated;
Right Shoulder on going, knuckles on both hands (fingers), rotater cuff disloged.

Misc;
Chipped tooth, stabbed in the left elbow (blocked the damn thing) Teeth embedded in fist, total of 4 on three seperate occassions, all on right fist. Nasty as hell to see teeth stuck in your swollen fist! .38 caliber hit the street shattered and bounced up into my lower right leg. Fragments embedded and burned like hell. I was lucky the bastard didn't know how to shoot! Ingrown toe nails both big toes, what I was in football cleats most my life!

Right now that seems to be the major shit I can remember, I didn't even list stitches or sissy crap like that.

I played football from six years of age unti I was 19, most injuries stemmed from the contact sport. In high school I was a four sport letterman (football wieghtlifting, wrestling and track) so I an no stranger to sports injuries, the rest were aquired growing up and getting into shit on the streets. Man when I get old I'm going to do a flex all commercial or something...

the most thing i ever did was last summer at a beach we go to and me and my friends have dirt bikes, four wheelers, and what not to get around the two beaches beside each other.

theres a forest in between them, and one night i was getting a drive to our cottage from one of the guys, he was going fast to be an ass and scare me when he hit i dunno something on the trail which made the bike flip, ontop of us.

i hit my head on a tree and got 12 stitches there, and 9 more on my leg. i also have i big burn on my hip from something hot under the bike touching it till another friend got it off of us. Lots of fun!!!

~Tera~

been shot once by my own FUCKIN COUZIN.....Stabbed in the hand, smashed the whole of my front teeth, dislocated my thumb (the bitch had a tight pussy),broken my arm 3 times, had my appendix out, got kicked in my "lil soulja" wen i was about 4-5 and had to stick the skin back on (LMFAO, i remember the blood)

and thats all really..!!!

Broke the same toe twice
2 broken ribs in a fight
Broke my finger
Damaged ligaments in my ankle
Pulled hamstring, calf, thigh...etc
Fucked up windpipe when I was a baby.

^^Thats all I can remember of the top of my head

I had my legs up on a coffe table watching cky with my homeys. My friend jumped a on my legs and bent my legs in backwerdz. I was cryin' like a little bitch, my dad popped it back in place drunk. it sucked ass, how do you get your teeath stuck in a basket ball net

ye...me too.

3 acl ops. i figure i ain't walkin much after 80

Cracked my head open twice, one was coz i woz having a stone fight and a kid threw a rock, the other time i got attacked by a dog and flipped over it - i was bout 8.
Broken both my hands- from my drunken younger days.
Cut half my toe off by accidently kicking a broken bottle down da beach.
I dunno if this counts but i was almost in a coma coz i drunk 2 much at a bbq