Agreed. So Lets Cyber


Jk

AWOL
ATRA'S WASTE OF LIFE

Current Feature: http://hometown.aol.com/xslimshdygu...dpageindex.html

Here is a new segment I would like to call AWOL, which stands for Atra's waste of life. Most likely mine, but it's mostly directed to people on the internet who waste their life with stupid shit.

Today's current feature is given in the link above. I found this link when I was in an AOL chat room trying to find stupid quotes for people to say in order to put up here doing an AOLHELL feature. (Because we all know how fucking unfunny it is.) And I decided to check out people's profiles, and to my utter horror I found this website.

Holy fuck! What the hell is it? Well... I advise you not to go there. But I'll describe it to you. It's what every pop oriented female is imagining in their heads. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I can not stress enough how much I hate it. Or can I?


For starters, I scrolled to the bottom and noticed there was a real player device there. I shudder at the thought. Apparently if I didn't have the god send Winamp playing in the background, my ears would've been subjected to the godforsaken Ashanti. This person who made this site has horrible taste in music. And images as the rest of the site shows.

For starters, that's all it is. Besides the music and a link to her other pages, her first page (Yes, it says links to other pages of hers, PLURAL, but only gives one link), there is nothing but images. Oh yeah. ANd a hit counter. Six thousand four hundred and six. Can you believe that? There have been six thousand four hundred and six people that went to her site... and subsequently burned their eyes out with a hot poker.

How bad is it? Britney Spears. Nelly. Christina Agul.. aqua.. akilla... that fucking slut. Eminem. And 50 Cent.

The entire page is nothing but animated pictures of them. And does it take forever to load? Yes it does. Hm... high bandwith image files en masse.. any fucking genius can tell you that's a horrible idea. But apparently they don't teach common sense 101 in America's public school system. Y'know how long it took to load? I left my computer and made a cup of hot chocolate, then came back, and I still saw a white background since the animated stars had yet to load. Maybe it's because I'm on a 56k modem, but somehow even someone on a T1 connection would've died from starvation if they sat their waiting for all those images to load.

And apparently, she loves me like a fat kid loves cake.

I'm not going to click the link to her first page. I was able to survive her first attempt at me self-inducing a labotomy, I'm not sticking around for round two.

Loose Ideology Outline

Intro: The intro is a very short mini story itself that focus' on Lucy with her friends. It should be lasting one day and she will come home to her mother's dead body, she had comitted suicide. Then it phases out to a distanced narrative about her having to be shipped to her father in South Kalapuya.

Development: A large part of the story is placed here. Lucy hates living with her dad. Her dad is abusive and an alcoholic. (The abuse stems from when she was a child, before her mother and him divorced.) She then meets Neural and the two become friends. Neural meets her dad and her dad doesn't like Neural so he forbids Lucy from seeing him. Plus of course, there is that seven years in age difference. (Lucy is fifteen, Neural is twenty two.) But Neural has no immediate romantic feelings towards her. But she however, has her fantasys.

During this time she learns and studys the subjects that Neural has researched himself. She takes particular interest in lucid dreaming. She tries to learn and he even helps her. Even going so far as to let her sleep at his house for excercises.

Rise: The rise begins after a string of failures (Becomes lucid, but immediatly wakes up due to excitement, etc.) She succeeds for the first time however. But she is awakened by her father and she ends up snapping at him, which eventually leads to her getting kicked out of the house. So she bunks with Neural. From there they pursure their romantic relationship, which for Neural has been rather latent until now. As well as her lucid dreaming excercises to an alarming frequency of success.

Climax: The climax is a chapter all it's own. It's one dream where Lucy decides to delve into her most deepest fantasys. She trys for the first time a time stopping technique. This gives her all the time in the world to do what she wants. In her fantasys she is doing everything from a content eating of her favorite foods, to being with her friends whom she hasn't been with in so long. And even going so far as to explore things with Neural that she would never do in real life, for a variety of reasons.

The final part of the climax comes when she decides she misses her mother. And so suddenly there she is again at her home in Seattle and her mother is there. Suddenly she loses control, but she is still lucid. Her mother confronts her and tells Lucy that she is following the wrong path. She tells her she needs to set things right with her father and that her dreams may be seemingly real, but are not an alternative nor escape from reality.

Fall: The fall comes when she wakes up. She is so scared by what happened at the end of her dream that she discusses it with Neural. He tells her that their is probably some truth to what her dream-mother had told her. That she probably should forgive her father for the abuse he put her through, and get her help for his drinking problem.

She is able to get him help for his drinking problem. Her father doesn't want it, but inside knows he needs it. But it takes years for her to ever forgive him.

Reflections: Twenty five years later. Lucy is fourty years old. Suddenly the seven year difference of age doesn't seem all that big now that they are so old. The two of them even have a seventeen year old daughter. One day their daughter comes home with a twenty six year old man. Lucy can only think to herself how wrong that is. But she doesnt' want to be a hypocrite. And so their daughter continues seeing him, up until the day she stumbles in drunk and pregnant. And Lucy can only think to herself how lucky she was to find a man like Neural, it must be genetic for her to find bad men to be in relationships with. Her mother found a bad man, and her daughter did, she dodged a bullet. That's all there is to it.

...mmm...
aye....
*peace*

I drew this using bitmap on a computer from my school.

Uploading it here, I can DL it at my home computer and do some wicked scheiße with it.

Just wait.

Do you even like rap?!?

I think we BOTH know the answer to that.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I got bored.

I found this place called Quizilla just now.

http://quizilla.com (Like you couldn't figure that out for yourself.)

I made a quiz.

It can be found at:
http://quizilla.com/users/AtraLudio...Home%20to%20You

I took it myself, here was my results:
~~~
Complete Dumbass

You're a complete dumbass! Aint you proud for
wasting your time?
~~~

Yes. I am.

your one strange ass cool person. One of the most colorful personalities

ladywun lets cyber.

yeah aol does suck ass like a lolipop.

Yo, you bugged out.....but if I ever have an opprotunity to make a horror/suspence mind altering "The Ring" type shit...I know who to get at to write the script

DJ Earth

The Dj is the Earth. The Earth is the foundation of<br>everything. The beats that is mixed and cut by<br>the Dj are often the basis for the culture of<br>Hip-Hop. It is what gives us our music.

Our own Earth started with the element of Earth.<br>Hip-Hop started with Dj's such as Kool Herc,<br>the creator, Afrika Bambaataa, the godfather,<br>and Grandmaster Flash, the innovator.
<br><br><font size="-1"><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/AtraLudio/quizzes/Elements%20of%20Hip-Hop/">Elements of Hip-Hop</a></font><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

That picture u made was bad ass but you kinda scare me jk

So... my gradma decided to get rid of AOL.

So much for my lurking in chat rooms copying stupid quotes.

Anyway, here is all I got left.

AOHELL

Skitzdaklown19: ( . Y . )<~~~~~~~~~ BOOBIES

URM0MLlKESME: BOOBS
URM0MLlKESME: Real punks like boobs
URM0MLlKESME: < likes boobs
AtraNecromancer: No, heterosexual men and homosexual women, as well as bisexuals, like boobs.
AtraNecromancer: You can still be of any denomination of labellic segregations.

SLAYER MUSIC: HIP HOP MUST DIE

LaNLiCiouS: lol
LaNLiCiouS: toughies
LaNLiCiouS: Most feared gang ever.

Larrythewizard1: bored
Larrythewizard1: bored as hell
VaMp Vv vV GoTh: me 2 lol
Blondiekris101: me 3
Blondiekris101: and im cold!!

VaMp Vv vV GoTh: the egyptians started the gothic look in there make up damb arse!!

SUICIDE83: <--- a would be goth... in the eyes of the blind
SUICIDE83: <---- sportin all black all the time
AtraNecromancer: NWA sported black all the time. I would hardly call Dre a goth.

SUICIDE83: god hopefully will return your sanity one day atra

LitOddALgii xD: i loveeeee bananas
LitOddALgii xD: LoL

XIXBuRBeRRy1XIX: WHO WANTS TO MAKE ME BREAKFAST??

Rah Ton: True your name kinda masculine
Rah Ton: its ambiguous
AtraNecromancer: If it's ambiguous, then it aint masculine.

Ghetto Activity: AOLAME

URM0MLlKESME: i have eleventeen
AtraNecromancer: Eleventeen huh? Lemme guess, you went to an American public school, right?
URM0MLlKESME: I went to a california public school

Dallin Mathis: ( ::kicks Atra in the nuts:: Shut up, and put your OOC in bubbles, ya newb. o.o;)

DI abloSweetTits: :-!I NEED SEX
DI abloSweetTits: I AM SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY
AtraNecromancer: If you need sex, grab a shovel and start digging like the rest of us.

XLoST x LuLLaBYx: hey necro... lick my labia minor
AtraNecromancer: Sure. I don't mind.
XLoST x LuLLaBYx: cool
XLoST x LuLLaBYx: you can stay
AtraNecromancer: ::licks her labia minor::
XLoST x LuLLaBYx: yay!
AtraNecromancer: Tastes like chicke... um... cherrys. Yeah.
XLoST x LuLLaBYx: yeahhh you better say that...
XLoST x LuLLaBYx: lol

AtraNecromancer: I find it amazing. There are three chat room categorys, Mature interestes, romance, and special interests. And that they are entirely dedicated to cyber sex.

SpeedDemon1215: i like tits like

PreciousStr03: LetKeepItReal notice the room started gettin stupid when the guys came in

Keepinitreal223: no big deal..cuz i like black niggas...not white
AtraNecromancer: Keepinitreal223, white niggas?

NihilisticIND: i alwats thought goth to be like big foot and trolls and stuff
NihilisticIND: and unicorns

Goth197: yes god bless public enemy for keeping punk alive

HappyishPerson: i hope my spanish teacher dies

ICPwickitClown: ICP kicks ass

ICPwickitClown: ICP are skinny

MsRobin404: I was explaining that racial matters were not that important. And the person I was engaged to was black. Then He died. They great maggot food. I aam devistated

DraconicEntropy: im not a skater boy but im cool like one

Chevylowriderzs: im a sexy guy

Tabiaoni: what kinda nigga gon have a screenname I B sellin CRACK
Tabiaoni: a fake ass nigga
Tabiaoni: or ho
BoTtLe Of Mo: i be sellin crack look like da crackhead from menace to society

BoTtLe Of Mo: i be sellin crack ya mom looks like kane from wwe
AtraNecromancer: BiTtLe Of Mo, what are you talking about?
AtraNecromancer: Kane of the WWE is sexy.
BoTtLe Of Mo: damn u got problems

OctobersXchiId: I happen to be cruel, not a bitch

AtraNecromancer: I am very nice/ By the way I like rice/ When I was really little I would listen to Vanilla Ice//

SUICIDE83: <--- a would be goth... in the eyes of the blind
SUICIDE83: <---- sportin all black all the time
AtraNecromancer: NWA sported black all the time. I would hardly call Dre a goth.

^lol, so true