you didnt leave a next person so ill do a random one i guess.

My name is Eminem but some call me slim shady//
I guess im free now since i hate that kim lady//
i rap about doin drugs and how im always buzzin//
I like to chill with my Main group da Dirty Dozen//
My favorite thing in life is my baby daughter Halie//
And i realeased my new clothing line Shady limited Baby//

Next Person- Snoop Dogg

Its tha DO to tha double G...... doggfather fucka who you think?....
Weed on tha low like the ride fo some doe but i aint slip....
Its still D.R.E an still fuckin DOGGY STYLE OOOO WEEEE.....
Break yo face like a Suge Knight CD contained in tha wee... weed....
Sticky icky tricky purple haze on tha grow....
Britney wit me suckin henny an bitch you still know....


NEXT RAPPER....BENZINO lol

i'm Benizo i wake up and turn on the tv
hear a knock on the door so i decide to flee
sh*t itz eminem and 50 cent
i come out for under the bed and wonder where they went
i run to the phone but theres no dail tone
sh*t there goes that idea there is no phone
turn around and there they are
i know this is gonna leave a real big scar

Next: LIL JOHN

Yeeeeeah You Know How It Be In ATL
Party After Party Me & Tha EastSide Boyz Gettin Crunk As Hell,
I wake up early in tha moring
sippin on some crunk juice,
Call up tha Yin-Yang Twins
an say come to tha studio an get loose,
I walk in tha doors of tha Yo drunk as hell
Then I saw Oobie's ass an I turned around an fell.



William Shakespeare

lmao...


darn, another stage flop so my audience is back to zero
perhaps one should stop filling my ductions with tragic heroes
what are folks into? ... mcing is abundant?, I decree; without rap im doomed
I shall find an artist.. must put on my fucked up hat and pull up my pantaloons

EMINEM:

hmm... eminem?, i do not know, but ive heard he hath been quite popular lately
so i pulled up to his door, "excuse me sir, may i talk to you?" .. he replied "the fuck old man, are you crazy?
whaddaya want? where the hells security... shit those bastards are lazy.."
before i could reply two large men threw me off the property saying "wacko.. quit botherin shady"

SNOOP:

I parked and exited my car, and then strolled up to the intercom
"sir, would you mind doing me a favor?" .... he said "who are ya n what kinda shit ya want?"
"well, im producing a show, and lately attendance is stooping so low, so i would like to double with you"
double with me? really.. ya queer motherfucker... you think ya can handle the D-O double jizzle???"
"what was that, sir? i didnt understand?" ... "yeah well, get out my hood... or ya gon drop wit the rest"
"what praytell, is a 'hood'?" ... "you tryna be a smartass?? youll be praytellin, fucka when i bust a couple shots ta ya chest"

NELLY:

ive had quite a bad day... perhaps this is the last drive way ill pull up to..
"excuse me sir?" .... he replied "hey man, aint you shakespeare!! i love you!!"
"well i was wondering if you would do a show with me, will you do it?" "YES!"
i was surprised.. "really?!" ... he said "yeah, ur my idol, hot in herre was based on romeo and juliet!!"
... "im just shocked, all the others were reluctant" ... "well, my man, i got no problems at all, yo,
.. did ya know ride wit me was based on richard III... n you reckon i can get some frilly clothes for mah wardrobe?"



haha... that was stretched as shit.... n nellys a faggot.. lol

oh by the way the next one is zar of russia

im tha zar of russia my task are complicated
i get paid under tha table i feel im obligated
ta sum kind of re-course 2 re-inforce the problem soviets got
im nominated from tha source that my only hope is ta stop
the corruption in this commy nation in my congergation
but im a turn coat that causes alot of complications
so my concentration is those small guys
actin against my will.....those right then are gonna be my fall guys
im hopeless but i got connections
im supposed 2 have policies stoppin imports but i have weapons passin detection
:spit:
we freely let inspectors do their inspection but dont get me wrong
i have many ties
i have the highest respect of my people but along i speak of many lies..


-ColdSTEEL :shoot:

u nver put down a next person so ima go wit


Spiderman


lol

After Mr. Jameson getting in my ass all day
And Dr. Ock now having Davey Jone's Locker & Jason as roommates
Imma take this spandex off, and microwave some hot pockets
Get some ointment for this rash and severe crouch jock itch

Watch what's on the tube, monitoring Batman up in Gotham
Ring that bastard for popping shit on email when I'm through massaging
Damn I'm running out of ointment Mary Jane go to TARGET
Get my damn lunch, the microwaves burning my hot pockets

Grab the phone immediately after Mary Jane leaves
What going on Rasta mon, run me up some weed
Hang up! Call Mary Jane! Honey bring some of that Hennesy
Turn on some pornos with Ying Yang Twinz playing "Skeet, skeet, Skeet!"

Mary Jane steps in, I'm crawling on the ceiling
Drop and tackles her ass making sure the hennesy ain't leaking
Start hitting that ass like I was riding Sea Bisquit
I nutted, then passed out still itchy dreaming of Christopher Reeves bitches!


Peace
Tell Me how you like it

Next: Master P

Damn, it's way too early but I really gotta go/
I don't know if I could do another Romeo show/
I know he really ain't got talent and his lyrics are trash/
But, yo, he followed in my footsteps, so what else can I ask?/
No Limit is at it's limit and I'm stressin for cash/
Now how da fuck am I supposed to get my next peice of ass?/
I used to have a hot commodity when I signed Snoop/
Now he's fucking with Dre and Mystikal is flying the coop/
My brother is doing time and he's the one with the skills/
My other brother done fell off and left my ass with the bills/
To some it up, my son sucks, I'm broke and need Chocha/
This ain't supposed to be da life of a No Limit Soldier!

Uhhhhh... Na na na naaaaaaaaaaa!

lmmfao

next person: K-Solo

looking at the time on my watch while it stops,
am i coming or going ,running like im a feature in "cops"
i don't even remember my own name i got so high lastnight,
give me those needles n bong that should pass the time jus right,
as im gettin high i start ta think,my mouths dry but i dunno kno why,
ahh,i remember now my names k-solo or am i jus another lazy gay guy,

ahh,dint even kno this cat....next.....lol...ok...MR:T.....I PITTY THE FOO...LOL

the only time your watch ever stoped in your life was a stop watch all you ever acomlished was a cock block i glock talk with nigga's tigga pullin fillin bofys with metal then araped with a body black bag

fuck getin high to rember your name all slap you with my dick and give you a twitch in your brain make you think you insane but you really is

if im to be dead tonight as if as a gat to seal the fate of ill bing the great my mind passes like doin glass you think you tight on the mic tellinl ies about your richy life you just another inthe game wasteing ill name still not hot never got the piont of a dis or a joint your so illiterate that you spitin shit gets confuseing useing weed to pass a needed ryhms its time to say good night

A day in the life of motown is hard/
where gangstas sell crack and niggas die in ya yard/
the truth will bounce back, just ask my guard/
and innocence die just because god pulled the wrong card/
so whose wrong the thugs or the dude above us/
and we stay scratching our necks cause the drugs bug us............

fucked up the cypher... ya supposed to leave a name for the next person to rap about...

NEXT: GARY COLEMAN