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HK The Great 12-17-03 03:07 PM
man i know what bruk is talkin bout cuz i do the same shit, but like the shorts thing, i always wear shorts like that cuz i live ina desert so its never cold.... but i have been almost caught like so many times i dont think id stop if i got caught

Wyte Assassin 12-17-03 03:13 PM
man i was caught when my girl friend was playin with mine on the bus ride home from the basketball game

the coach sittin right behind us but unlike burk i had no strech shorts jus pants on a cold night hey had to keep warm on the chesse wagon

Wyte Assassin 12-17-03 03:14 PM
oh and jus to let u know the coach didnt catch us one of my friends did but didnt say nuttin

Peety Popeyes 12-17-03 03:29 PM
Nope, dont even know what it is.

Baron Mynd 12-17-03 03:37 PM
^ I hope you were joking.

Peety Popeyes 12-17-03 03:38 PM
^^^I hope you are not gay. Ahha, but why?

Walter Wall 12-17-03 03:42 PM
^is lizardless

HK The Great 12-17-03 03:51 PM
damn those are some funny ass stories

KaLiBuR 12-17-03 04:15 PM
too close for comfort ;)

B-Kast 12-18-03 04:18 AM
One time my mum walked in n i wazs ittin there at the computer, lucky i had a bigger shirt on knelt forward over the desk out the shirt over... n she didn't know any different :)..... atleast i hope not

I used it as an excuse once, i was chopping up a mix in bed when i heard the dorr open so started pretendin to wank then it closed very quickly :)

RythmicTendicies 12-18-03 05:38 AM
^lmao^

Emotion 12-18-03 06:26 AM
lol nearly been court many of times, but usually there jsut near misses

Dadi Kewl 12-18-03 07:20 AM
lol...

my girl caught me..
was quite funny..she got all upset because she thought she
wasnt 'fulfilling me'...So i blagged it up...and we got nasty all night

Never by my mum or anyone else tho...that just shows your
Stupid enough to get caught...

fo'trill 12-18-03 09:01 AM
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Yeah, one day I was flogging the log, and I was caught. What happened was, while I was shirkin' the gherkin, I got caught by my mum. She said, 'Oh my God, Ihateeveryone - are you choking the chicken?' I kinda stopped, looked at her in the eye, then at my knob, then back at her and said, 'Well - am I beating the bishop? Does it look like I am stroking the salami?' She yelled to my dad, Mr Everyone, 'Get in here quick! Ihate is doing the five knuckle shuffle!' By this time, I was getting a bit tired of slapping the salty sausage, but I wanted to give dad a show - in he comes, seeing me pet the one eyed snake. He says, 'Don't worry, dear - he is just cleaning out the pipes.' I said, 'Damn right, I'm just rubbing my rod, which is GOOD and NATURAL and HEALTHY - HONESTLY!!' Just then I kinda got the squit spasms, dropped my trolleys and coughed my filthy yoghurt. Much fun and hilarity ensued.

FuE-xIoN 12-18-03 09:38 AM
Thursday Night HBO At 11 ;)

My Cousin Almost Caught Me, He Walked In And Shit And Saw Me Pitching The Tent And I Played It Off And Told Him I Knew That He Pulled Up At The House And I Was Moving My Hand Up And Down In The Covers So He Would Think I Was Wacking It, Other Than That My Mom Hasnt Caught Me, But She Has Found Evidence On Dark Colored Towels And Old T-Shirts


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