1. yo mommas hair is so nappy even mose's couldnt part it

2. yo mommas so stupid i told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl

3. Yo mommas so fat after sex she smokes turkeys

4. yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs

5. yo mommas so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.


^^^lol.....idk, only ones i could really remember