Im breaking hottie hearts,niggaz drop when my shotty sparks
It aint no food in my fridge, just body parts! - Big L

oh shit.. thas straight gangsta...

Body is finished, maybe then can save the tooth
Call me Kiss or call me the Black Babe Ruth

This is real life street shit, truest and the deepest
Known niggaz that go to jail just to get they teeth fixed

If a nigga nicer than me, then Christ is here
You got somethin in the bank? Then the dice is here

I'm in a gentlemen's club with gentlemen thugs
But they call my hood pool dog cause we swimmin' in drugs

Double R till they put me in the ground
And I come back as a bullet, nigga put me in the pound

All Jadakiss...

"Ask Beavis i get notin But Head" (Butthead)
-Big L

"Im So Dope i should get thrown in a Rehab"
-Cassidy

"Leave u stuffed in a dumpster like Brendas Baby"
-Cassidy

"I got mo tools den Black & Decker"
-Royce Da 5'9

Im tearin u out the frame like wedding pictures after divorce - Chino XL

Every minute my style switches up/They say a real man
wont hit a girl,well I aint real casue I beat bitches up - Big L

Pac died and I cried but I'mma represent it
When it comes to dissin my shit make Makaveli sound like the Macarena - Chino XL

Clark told me to just kill it when I write rhymes
But how many murders can I commit in one life time? - Chino XL

I doubt that there could ever be...a more wicked MC
'Cuz AIDs infested child molesters aren't sicker than me - Immortal Tehnique

put what song its from dipshits.

Stop with the fucking Lloyd Banks bullshit. HE IS WACK!!!

"I don't even have to use words. Be like, 'Blah, Blah Blah!' and there'd still be emcees served" - Eyedea

"Reject my single? I ain't mad at it. LIke OJ getting married again I takes another stab at it" - Chino XL

"Go to Hell, girl. You make me sick. I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick. What the fuck makes you think I'd put your name in my record? Yeah, now I feel a lot better." - Slug

"Sign to Rawkus. I'd rather be mouth-fucked by Nazi's unconscious." - El-P

"Fools rule the universe but it's okay. Say "Want blood" but drink piss all day" - Sole

"I have twenty ways of saying 'Shut the fuck up!' Nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long; the other one goes, 'Shut the fuck up!'" - Aesop Rock

"The king of monotone, with my own throne
Righteously violent prone my words bring winds like cyclones" - Guru from "Moment Of Truth"

"Big ones, extra large heat
Humongous shit that won't fit up under your car seat
Pop in a heart beat
Keep the cannon in my reach
Lay you flat on your back like you was tannin on the beach" - Lil' Fame from MOP - "We Got Guns"

"They Say A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words, Well I Paint Mine With A Sentence." - Rise from "Relay Remix"

"Asking If I'm Dope . . That's Like Fuckin With A Chick Who Don't Give A Head. . Thas A No Brainer." - Talib Kweli from "Wack Niggas"

"See, Ghostwriting Is A Hobby Kid, So If Somebodies Shit Sound Like I Wrote I Probly Did." - Lloyd Banks

"I'm Switchin' My Steez, Please, Love You Is Seven Letters. . So Is Fuck You. . N I Like Them Seven Better." - Formula from "Frontin' Free Verse"

"I got a condo with a number of condoms in it, same place with the rhymes up in it, So all I do is rap and sex, imagine how I stroke, see how it's flown on my last cassette."
- Jay-Z from "Nigga What, Nigga Who."

"Aww, Did He Get His Feelings Hurt? . . Naaw, He Got Titties Under His Shirt." - Kanye West from "My Way"

"She Got A Light Skinned Friend Look Like Michael Jackson. . Got A Dark Skinned Friend Look Like Michael Jackson." - Kanye West from "Slow Jamz"

"Mayonaise Colored Benz, I'm Pushin Miracle Whips." - Kanye West from "Wack Niggas"


Those Are Jus Some Ill Ones I Can Think Of. . Probly The Illest Line To Me Is Either :

"I Don't Sleep, Cause Sleep Is The Cousin Death." - Nas from "NY State Of Mind" . . I think

"I Ain't A Killa But Don't Push Me. . Revenge Is Like The Sweetest Joy Next To Gettin' Pussy." - 2-Pac from "Hail Mary"

"Same song, just remixed, different arrangement
Put you on a yacht but they won't call it a slaveship
Strangeness, you don't control this, you barely hold this
Screamin brand new, when they just sanitized the old shit
Suppose it's, just another clever Jedi mind trick
That they been runnin across stars through all the time with" - Mos Def from "Theives In The Night"

"I dont sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death"-- Nas

Yeah, i've always liked that one..

You see Corleone, ice spinnin, jigged out, white linen
And if a bitch don't like me, then she must like women

Big L

"im on the move like a ryder van
and i can walk thru any gang territory with the same suit as spider man"-fabolous

"shit aint all cookies and milk and i aint santa claus"-lloyd banks

"hicory-dickory dock tickity tock tickity
a lil bit of the diggity dock diggity
mixed with lil bit of the jiggada jiggy
with a small pinch of biggie
look at me im just the bomb diggity" (CRAZY MULTIES)- eminem

TOO EVERYBODY WHO KEEP POST'N THAT SAME NAS LINE

IT IS FROM THE SONG "THE MESSAGE" TRACK #2 ON THE ALBUM "IT WAS WRITTEN"

go buy it ......lol

c'mon man be 4-real lloyd's punches would rip u and most others o dont hate

banks is nice once in a while....but

I wish i could rap like common sence,
i got 5 mil havnt been rappin like common since/

No to ri o
us
ujus lay down slow

----Biggie

The minute you learn to take the time and write out your sentences in complete words is the minute I still will laugh at you.

HOW U GONNA SAY BANKS IS WACK.......U R DEAF......IF U CANT GET HIS PUNCHES N U THINK HES WACK...UR SMOKIN SOME SERIOUS WEED.....1

The same goes for you, too

hmm
 

^^^^haha banks isnt that bad.....
but theres wayy better

I stand out like a white kid on the globetrotters
-Chino XL

Make MC's heads bob like Muhammad Ali's from Parkinson's disease
-Chino XL

^ That line has been re-worded & used here on RB alot aswell

Wearin' a blue shirt and red pants, throwin' up signs with there left hand
Standin' out on the corner of wetlands with a confederate flag for a headband

-Rakim

nice rakim line

I show more blind rage,then Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage - Chino XL

Shake my hand I snap yo wrist off,been God on earth so long the one in heavens pissed off - Chino XL

Im obnoxios mothafucka cant you tell,run thru Little Havana yellin Viva Fidel! - Immortal Technique

Face it youre basic, U aint half the man that I am, I throw yo gang sign up and spit on my hand! - Immortal Technique

yeah , the best line ever was the big l one ,


" im breakin hotties hearts niggaz drop when my shotty sparks / it aint no food in my fridge just body parts/ i keeps the gear fresh / i keep the braids rugged / i neva wear rubbers bitch , if i get aids fuck it "

"My Chain Is R&B Cause You May See Grey (macy Grey)"-Shells
"I Know A Girl Name Blockhead She Got A Blockhead After Every Block Party She Give The Whole Blockhead"-Shells
"Fuck Bitches Cause All I Do Is Fuck Bitches & After I Fuck Bitches I Be Like Fuck Bitches"-Jae Hood
"Back In The Day We Use To Play Cops & Robbas Now And Days I Know Niggaz That'll Pop Copz And Rob The Mama's"-Jae Hood
"I get scout, cuz a bitch mouth is the best sex
but less talk, you ain't got no heart in ya left breast"-Cassidy
"they runnin from us cuz they petrified
I lift guns for the exercise
and I spray like insectosides
You bullz better recognize
when the weapon rise
You can catch slugs in ya chest thru ya vest and die
You on some sucka shit
so I'll leave a scar on ya face
longer than the knife that I cut you wit
I done paid my dews
so I'll blow ya brains out
and then feed it to ya seed like baby food"-Cassidy

" ya punchlines was originally mine..i have u dudes hooked to that mchine with the squiggily lines "- Cassidy

"Im In The Cut Like Peroxide" -

"Like A Black President - Niggas Aint Seein Me" - Mad Skillz

"The most long awaited since Jesus" - Rakim

"Like Short sleeves, I bare arms" - Jay Z

"I leave crews fed up, like handicapped niggaz tryin' to get up" - A+

"I'm so bad I kick a sign language freestyle" - Mad Skillz

"I come thrunderin' with the heat of two summers" - Inspectah Deck

"Pulling ladies like hamstring" - Ghostface Killah

"Dividing heads faster than nerds at a calculus convention" - RZA

"Broke the rubber, busted a nut up into ur mother, how u feel bout havin another lil' brother, nasty mudda ucka, talkin like a trucka" - Eminem

"Yall Niggas Are Microsoft like Dos" - Canibus

"Im so Hip-Hop I bust a nut in graffti" - Q-Tip

"Yelling over others cats rhymes like they instrumentals" - Cage

"In the streets like yellow lines" - Billy Danzenie
few off the dome..

Disrespect, and get a new smile under ya neck - Royce

Hatin then skatin on thin ice, what you figure hater?
I'm a male figure, you're a male figure skater - Copywrite

I'm not sure which bitch to bone next,
I got AT&T operators calling me for phone sex,
I'll make you get wet, cum till you smile and moan,
Then once I bust a nut all you hear is a dial tone - Copywrite

I'ma be the wrong one you wanna herass,
With this lymultinic class, flashing that falshlight on my ass,
Where was you at, last night when the mass hoes,
Ran upon my grass, rapper slash actor,
Kiss the crack on my crack to slash ass - Eminem

"i come early with the toast like a breakfast meal" some cat i went to basic with

"i stay with 2 forty fives like a quarter to three" same guy(they were freestyles)

"ill stick my dick in your ear, and fuck what you heard" Rakim

"fast enough to give ya brain an aneurism,
cause yall niggas is slower then fat bitchs metabolism" Canibus

"Jus Allah don't make threats, leave your fucking necks cleft
have you speaking the manual alphabet" Jus Allah

"power blast, walk in my path, devoured fast,
i leave you with a grain of sand in lifes hourglass" Jus Allah

"You heard the verdict, im with allah because he chose me
broke into the vatican to strangle the pope with his own rosary" Vinnie Paz

those are all ill as fuc, jus allah says my most favorite ones tho

"wanna know the real reason white people seem to laugh at blacks/cuz in South Africa brothers is slaving to death in diamond minds/While meantime we spending every penny to overshine/telling the next nigga he lesser/cuz he can't afford to buy Ice from his oppresor" Rass Kass

"Kurt loder asked me what i'd say to a dead cops wife/cops kill my people everyday thats life" Kweli

"White people are on welfer more then blacks/which means the same people giving you shit got a gun to ya back/" Mos Def

"And they say its the white man i should fear/but its my own kind doing all the killing here" Pac

U wish i was fronting i'll George Bush the button/4 tha oil in ya car lift up ya hood nigga run it/and shoot up ya whole hood like ya got oil under it" Jay Z (ya'll idiots won't understand how incredible that line is)

"I was taught to rhyme undeniably and force niggaz to think/so if u need to dance so fucking much then buy N'Sync" Rass Kass

Anybody saying any line from Cassidy,Banks,Memphis Bleek, are dumb and out of the 1000 dope lines from NWA that kid picked the worse

And that 2 fourty fives like a quarter to three is a bitten line. Joe Budden,Biggie,and Siegel have used it

"Cops working for snitches and rivel crews/doing them favors so they working for the drug dealers to" Kweli

They use gangs and dumb niggaz to shoot and bring the property rate down/meanwhile u notice only times a war on crime happens is when election time come around" Yours truly

Yeah, Big L got some killer lines..

"Step to this and get shanked up..
I've knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bank-rupt.."

"...And when it come to gettin' nookie, I ain' a rookie..
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopi.."

The delivery is what really makes them tho...

Chino also.. both got too many to list really... real tight...

Dont remember the exact qote but from Big L.... something to the affect of your a bitch nigga your mom shoulda swallowed you.... when I get the full qote ill post it

"U aint a leader nobody follwed you/you was never shit ya mother should've swallowed you/" thats tha line u looking for?

Yeah Thx
Preciate that

aint a problem that line is dope as hell and i just happened to be listenning Big L when i read this

"Had To Buy Ya Chains Back The Last Time U Got Robbed"
Jay-z

"Im Tiered Of Confident Mu'Fukak, unsigned Rappaz That Wanna Ball"
Joe Budden

" Do Me A Fava Dawg, Dont Call Again In Ya Life"
Cam'Ron

"Everybody Liked U Betta In That Shiny Suit So Anywhere I Go Ima Spot U"
Jada Diss... (50 cent)

This whole thread could be based soley on Big L... he was the illest at punchlines..

"That bullshit ya'll pushing i aint buying/everybody is a killa yet tha murder rate keeps declining" Joe Buddens

well excuse me my dear sir for bringing up such an uproar in the mind of such......HERB ASS WACKNESS!!!!

TAKE 10 MINUTES TO LAUGH BITCH

2 FOR YOU TO GET YOUR OWN DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND 8 TO STOP CHOKING ON MINE!!

IZ DEM WORDZ COMPLETE ENUFF FA U'S TO UNDASTAND MISTA