i use teleconiecis and pick up a house then drop it on sublime D's head

awww shit flying houses, I better check my stash, I might have had too much...

Heres my story...

I'd just started at my new school since i moced into a different state, anyway i was like at this new school and this guys like you smoke dope, im like fuck yea, so we go have a quick session at lunchtime, after that we were friends. Now this guy im friends with hes like strongest guy in school, hes like don't take shit from none of these fuckas even the bigger guys so im like yea cool.
Im about 170cm tall, and 68 kg, anyway i was in metalwork a couple days later and since i started their this tall mutha fucka Mitch had been giving me shit, jus' bein a dumb fuck and starting to piss me off.
Yea anwyay... so we're in metal work and im doing some welding in the welding bay area with my cousin, my other mate james had like left his motor on the bench some shit he was making,m and that fagget mitch went uip and tryed to start it, then dropped it and broke it on the floor. So i say sarcastically well done, what the fuck you do that for, so he thinks cause hes bout 30cm taller than me that i'll take shit, hes like you wanna make something of it and i go i jus wanna know why you do dumb shit like that. Thren he keeps goin "You wanna make something of it" so i turn around and say your a fuckin dick-head, he starts walkin towards me im like pumped as fuck got the welding mask in my hand, so he walked up to me and i smashed the wel;din mask across the faggets face, then just start firing jabs and hooks, it was funny as fuck cause he didn't expect me togo him, anyway he lands a couple punches on my face so i spin him round into the welding bay push him onto the welding bench then start jsut punding on his face, he landed bout 3 punches on my eye and jaw, but his face was bruised and bleeding a fair bit after wards. After he was on the ground and i was ontop jus opunchin him i get off cause im loike yea teacher 'll be here soon, so i walk off laughing, and the fucker walks up behind me lands a punch on the back of my head, thne starts talkin shit, so i just threw my hardest punch landed right on his jaw like bouncdoggysdog sAid that shut him up. Then i walked off and no one else in the school gave me shit again...

Another time before i moved so dick-head came up to me when i was havin a cigi at the bus stop, cause my friend had given him shit and i was walkin with my friend when it happened, so he comes up and wants me to say sorry, im like wtf you on asbout i ain't doin' shit, so he startes gettin all fired up sayion why you lyin for, then im like you fuckin wog piss off so he punches me in the face i hit my head gainst the brick wall go to get up and fuckin 3 of these azn cunts start hittin me with trolley poles.
I ended up with concusion but ended up getting the greasy mutha fucka back =)

Care to explain yourself here. Real soldier net soldier? and what you stick up your rectum is not of our concern...

u da real soldier..trapt's the net soldier...just a simple pun..the fact that i had to explain it to you is in and of itself dis

Me? Net soldier?

The fuck?

You diss me, now that's funny, but if my asking you to explain yourself makes you think I was dissed, say's alot about you... I was condencending not inquisitive

~Either that or I run for dear life..especially from Mr.Trapt..he's as diesel as the shoes..dope..

^more than obvious..trapt...don't take me seriously...no disrespect...to either...

lmao @ sublime's sig

Seriously now D, what is up with you? Do you really have that much shit going on in life that makes you act out all 'tweeked' on line? It's just annoying the shit out of me, and other members. Relax don't try to hard, eventually being yourself online will benifit your elevation here. Not acting like a complete 'skitzo'...

Do your parents apply too much pressure? Expect too much from you? What?

~Bounce~

Hes dope..though he almost lost ot my alias..

hmmm i got 1 hmmm

this one durin the summer.........kid in the hood was like talkin mad shit cause of some tee i was rockin........cause he was a crab and i was rockin a red tee and he told me sometin bout i disrespected him so i'm like yo son u trippin u on some shit straight up...so he like ook he was like ok ima get u son take that tee off now kid..i was like fuck you son wtf we gonna box for a shirt son?? he like i'm not gonna say nothin no more but he didn't do nothin i actually walked away.........but the next day everytin in the hood was like yo son he talkin i was like for real ......and they told em the same thing.....so he came to my street all hot headed...and shit he was like wtf u talkin shit.....i'm like no son i would tell u mother fucker.....so i start backin up in case he swings.....and he did and he missed....so i hit em in the jaw...he fell and i kept stickin em till his crew came around tryin to jump but they didn't find out was my homebois were strapped but they weren't there they had gone to the corner store and when the came back my homies jumped out like so wat's good son ya wanna go we will......but they like fuck no put those guns so i was fightin the motherfucker while the bloods bout to get into it with the crabs and shit alll of sudden i hear gun shots.....and bang cops come we all leave i got a bruise in my eye but the dude i boxed was fucked up his dumbass fucked up his fits when he broke a car window for tryin to be all hard.....so i left em with a fuckin fat ass lip and mean bruised eyes and lumps on his head......and shit he wasn't walkin for like 5 days cause ribs were fucked from me stompin em.................lalala that's my last fight so far :)

Yo son yo son..check it yo..one time I wuz chillin wit the fam..u know Damu love baby..an some these lil white bosy come round hurr ackin outta character..so u know we hada shut them maw's up yo..word to my mother b .... we lit them crackas up like firworks...blassin na nines ann all 'at word to my mother b...

Ebonics is dope...

I am not young mothafuckin gadget..you sons of bitches...get that shit straight thru yall fuckin heads..I'm tired of being called that bastard.damnit..I'm not he..he is not me..okay!!!..damnit

Young Gadget, Is Your Mom Aware
That You Post On Rb?

all i read was the first page and this shit was hilarious....




^^Lmao....wouldve been funny if after getting his ass kicked his calculator wouldve ran outta bateries, or it wouldve broken....lol....ahhh, those where the days :laugh:

Not necessarily...

...i know people who could knock you out with one punch. But if it goes past that (he misses or something) or a mass brawl, they're effectiveness decreases drastically.


And what about part-time martial artists? Or amateur boxers? Or anything along those lines.

Ohh shit I didn't know he was Youngadget.


*inspector gadget song plays in the background*





"go go arms retrieve my calculator"

I Am Not Younggadgte..fuck It..yall Are A Bunch Of Dumbfucks..and Im Not Going To Argue..just Check The Ip Address..and If They Dont Match..leave Me The Fuck Alone..its As Simple As That!!

Hell Yeah, But I Mean What Really Got
Me Was The Fact That He Lost To A
"Blind" Nerd. The Nerd Took Off His Glasses
And Still Whopped His Ass = / That Had
To Be Embarrassing.

^^LoL.....


word...maybe if he did that he wouldnt look half as whack as he did getting his ass kicked by some nerd with glasses..lmao..not to mention the nerd took his glasses off before the fight meaning he could hardly see shit, damnn....imagine the principal getting the security camera tape and sending it in to america's funniest home videos, yo, first place without a doubt.

Yeah, I Bet That Nerd Stole Your
Computer Too. :rolleyes:

^^el oh el...

yea, same shit i was thinkin, i mean not to mention the kid was a nerd but he was fucking blind, i mean how more embarrasing can it get..not to mention the whole fight was over a $90 calculator i mean who in there right mind buys one of those...shit get your ass to wal-mart and buy about 20-30 scientific calculators with $90

Younggadget's Ip Address=c4ee 3aaa

And Look At Mine..end Of Fuckin Discussion

JUST BECAUSE I NOMINATED 1 OF HIS PEICES DONT MEAN SHIT..AND A MATTER OF FACT..IF YOU DONT BELEIVE THATS HIS IP ADDRESS..YOU CAN GO TO ANYWHERE HE'S POSTED..

= )

Changing IP's isnt difficult....
Ask end...
I've changed mine over 50 times....

^^I think its that time of the month for somebody :rolleyes:

Wtf?..now Yall Sayin That I Changed My Ip Address?...okay..how About This..fuck Yall!!!!..problem Solved..and Derive..eat A Monkey Dick And Die

^^^ First find me a monkey then calculate how long it would take for me to die ;)

Real Clever You Painful Anal Fuck

Davinity dont even get me started ur not even worth typing.. so ima stop right here

^^ I thought it was clever also, im glad you agree :)

IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT DENYING THAT YOU'RE A RAPE BABY..

^^Took you that long to come up with something more stupid then your attention span?.....hmmm, i can see that nerd really clocked you a good one :banghead:

Unfortunately Dixie isnt witty at all...
That destroys any chance of getting a female in his life...

See... even worthless kids that get beat up over calculators get laid at some point if they are witty...

Unfortunately... you are not...

Hence...
You suck at life!

^^no..hence You White Ass Moncher..im Not Young Gagdet

I've heard better english spoken from the chinese take-out guy....

^^Lmao...word

^^get Off His DicK...