"Black people are born with an extra muscel in their leg which makes them run faster, and jump higher, then whites or anyother race" that was in a book a lil while back.

Shoulder..... you know.... backwards for nut-holster...

(Said by some drunk fuck at a club I bounce at)

"You don't need to be smart to be president"
--Republican Congressman J.C. Watts

^^^^^^^thats funny shit haha lol

He's using laymens terms and references. It's for the stupid people.
^ smart comment followed by..
I Know That Man....But He Used A Fucking Childish Way To Explain It

By.. The End..who the fuck is Masta C

^Pureness

There's a dumb comment. This thread is about "Dumb comments" not "insults"

My Ex-"I'm going to California..you know..that place in Hollywood"..Wonder why she's my ex..
Everyone on this site-"Sarcasm is dope"

Jessica Simpson "Are these buffalo wings really made of buffalo?'

My Best Friend-"Dude, do you ever wonder why we have assholes?"
A very dumb comment, but I think he was high.

A friend of mine

Dude, what's gold made out of?

Meh Phuk U! He stated a comment, u cunt. :p

"Do you prenounce thread as triet"

Aight.. me and my friends were at a park at like midnight on evening
And we blazed, I think 5 bowls.. then we started to leave to tha cars
And a Cop strolls up to us.. Now imediately 2 people took off running
So he was sorta suspicious.. So he shined his bright ass flash light in my face
And thinks that we've been smoking weed(I think He saw us) So he's all up in my face
And said.."you kids been smoking maurajuna?".. And I'm like "no".. and I think I had a smile on my face.. So he's like... "I'm gonna give you a test".. and he started
waving his fucking fingers in face... so I moved my head to follow them(cuz i was high)
And my goddamn friends started cracking up laughing at me.. So he asked me again if I had been smoking weed.. And i said no again.. And 3 of my dumbass friends said
" Don't lie.. Yes you have"<--- WHAT THA FUCK...I was so pissed off
I wanted to kill them

"YoungGagadet makes a good point"
..........^^ said by all you motherbitches that think I'm him...

now thats really dumb..

and that "have you ever seen a tall midget?"..is the funniest..

^ Word To Younggadget.

not funny at all..