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"in the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
"if man evolved from monkey's and apes, then why are there still monkey's and apes"? |
"Absence of evidence doesn't mean evidence of absence"
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time" -Lincoln
"You know I love snack pack!!" -Billy Madison |
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. --Dennis Wholey "You're saying, 'Be willing to do something very hard without the slightest assurance of success.' Isn't that a good working definition of a complete waste of time?" --Weemba "Not at all. It's called life." --Matthew Snyders "I only broke out of the behavior pattern two and one-half years ago, so I have considerable sympathy for others who do the same thing. However, I have to say that, if you defend your limitations, they're yours. It's a guaranteed win." -- Eric Pepke "Q: How many shy people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: (silence)" --unknown Quote:
- “It’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve, and it’s what you take.” Take action, get action. |
"Ya may know something is true... then you have the right to think it, If you think something is true... then you really don't Know" -SyaNidal
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"I'm Inscribing your death... dost not mean to stab you with a pen, just to write such overwhelming words that you commit suicide, or die of amzement" -Me
ill think of more i can make myself later plenty of famous people have good quotes... I like to be creative with this type of thing... but heres one\/ "To My surprise the race of man had split into 2 seperate spieces One-A race of little people with the inteligence of about a 5 yearold who are vegitarians and live in small groups, and Two-A group of working people who live underground and feed and the little people above the ground... the race above gorund i would tink evolved form buisness men and powerful people who everyone else works for... and the race form underground are the workers..." -The guy that wrote the book The Time Machine |
Why The Hell Do Pple Quote Themselves^^^
IDK Y But I Like This One, I Know Its Played But Its Only Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt, Then Its Hilarious-IDK Who Made It Up |
Group Quotes
For every time you talk...I will to kill you - Mad Man Obviosly, hammered. - Everyone It was worth the time I spent watching it (After seeing mediocre movie). - Nick Well Mad Man, I gotta be honest, I got jack shit (While playing poker). - Rough Could you Irish up this empty glass?- Nick/Matt SHWILLED!!! - Travis Hello Nick, Liam here. - Liam RUUUUUAH - Cameron What the point, is that to fuck - Mad Man (I was incredibly tired and ment to say What is the fucking point of that) We'll kill ourselves, or die trying - Jill & Mad Man I'll be flashing 1 dollar bills like it's nobodies business - Mad Man (Talking about our trip to Costa Rica) If I had an egg right now...-Nick & Mad Man I swear to drunk, I'm not God - Rough 10 years later, BAM! Herpes - Nick/Mad Man R. Lo, you cut this, you're good with knives - Rough (R. Lo is Mexican) Most of those are all inside joke's. But I thought I'd give you all a lil bit of an explanation for each one. |
FACT: 1 women agreed with you, and chose "Matt Duncan" as the best sex option of all time- Matt Duncan (After taking an online test)
and i'll just let other people that shunned the word of scott play with fire and get burned- Scott Silvia (Talking about how I shouldn't date Jill) I have Atmosphobia- Jill Kimball (I kept talking about going to an Atmosphere Concert) I am drunkerer then you- Joey Grant (Speaks for itself) Their is no I in Choir- Mark Bidelman (Wow...Just...WOW) SUCK MY COCK!!!- Mario De La Rosa (Inside joke to the max) Wanna Fight?- Brian Rough (Rough always wants to fight while he's drunk) Too many nigga's, not enough rope- Cameron Weber (He's racist) Shoot, shoot, shoot, TURN!!!- Simon Howard (Yet another inside joke) You need to get Laid - Dean Pappas (After I broke up with Jill) Your life isn't worth living, if you have nothing to die for- Matt Johnson (I was suicidal) You are obviously HA-MMERED!- Dwight Lowery (He says it sooo funny) Cameron's head is like a fine china vase- Bob Dixon (Cameron gets concussions very easily, and they were headbutting during football practice) A little too much plaid there Rough- Brian Sloss (Rough's ass was hanging out during football practice and he was wearing Plaid boxers) Too fast to live, too young to happy- Greg Melendy (I don't get it, but it's funny as hell) Caucasian + Rap= CRAP- Matt Maxson (It's true ain't it?) |
"A thug changes and love changes, and best friends become strangers"-Nas
"Alotta in breeding goin down in the streets"-Kid from Kid N Play umm wordizzle, 1luv. |
"either you can see through your eyes or you can see through your head"
"spread the love of jesus on waffles" Bothe were said from we while I was high. |
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1. Inside jokes are gay, especially when kids talk about them to other people and think they're funny. 2. Refering to yourself in the third person is gay. 3. Quoting yourself is gay. |
"Nothingness cannot be defined; the softest thing cannot be snapped" - Bruce Lee
Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind. -Bruce Lee |
~~A penny saved is a penny earned~~
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It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Aesop It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. Aesop It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. Aesop, The Jay and the Peacock I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein It is in justice that the ordering of society is centered. Aristotle Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it. Malcolm X Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends. J. R. R. Tolkien |
Where is french bread? In the heart or in the head?- Willy Wonka
"If god wanted us to wear camoflauge, we would have been born with baggy green skin" -unknown "My cats breath smells like catfood" -ralph wigum (aka the pimp) "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me." |
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